Delete Me

[Aeson]

What PC game?

I don't think you've heard of it. It's called World of Warcraft. It's a lot of fun but it will eat you soul.

 

[Dog Moon]

I don't think you've heard of it. It's called World of Warcraft. It's a lot of fun but it will eat you soul.

World of Warcraft? You actually have time to play on EnWorld? I'm impressed.

 

[Aeson]

World of Warcraft? You actually have time to play on EnWorld? I'm impressed.

Right now my Shaman is fighting a turtle. I'm farming leather and turtle scales. Sounds like fun don't it?

My highest level character, a warrior just got attuned to one the high level dungeons. The Molten Core.

 

[Aurora]

What PC game?

What PC game? As if he doesn't talk about it enough.

 

[Aeson]

What PC game? As if he doesn't talk about it enough.

I actually don't talk about it that much. It's more interesting than my D&D game.

 

[Aurora]

I actually don't talk about it that much. It's more interesting than my D&D game.

It happens more often than your D&D game

Speaking of D&D, it's time to game!

 

[Aeson]

It happens more often than your D&D game

Speaking of D&D, it's time to game!

That is true. I do play it more than D&D but that isn't my fault. My group can only play once a month.

Sure rub it in. I don't get to play for another two weeks

 

[Aeson]

A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."

 

[Aeson]

Q: What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

A: An insurance company.

 

[Aeson]

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates