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Who's the Master?

Dog Moon said:
Okay, I know the Rolling On the Floor Laughing, but what's the OMP?

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"Overestimated mental puissance?"



 



A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,the doctor
called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a
very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Try to be
pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a good mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious meal. For dinner prepare something nice and healthy again. Don't burden him
with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will
only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim. "If you can do this for the next 1 to 2
months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the
husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to
die," she replied.
 


Dannyalcatraz said:
INSWYMSWDYEITM= I'm Not Sure What You Mean So Why Don't You Explain It To Me.

and of course,

JK= Just Kidding

I KNEW what the JK was...

I'd explain it to you, but if you don't already know what it means, I don't think you're old enough to be told. ;)
 



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