Derogatory term for cohort

[Vraille Darkfang]

Call em' S.P.E.I.R's.

Self Propelled Emergency Iron Rations.

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

Call em' S.P.E.I.R's.

Self Propelled Emergency Iron Rations.

I am suddenly CONSUMED with the notion of getting a PC to assemble a great many followers so that I may refer to them as "The Self-propelled 105".

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

Oh and my contribution to the list:

Wannabe

 

[AdmundfortGeographer]

Some of these insults are insulting to the PC, and others are more insulting to the cohort character. Which one are you more interested in targeting? I'd go with terms that tweeked the PC more, personally.

In one campaign I played in the DM was giving out powerful magic items tailored to each character. The item my character got was an intelligent rod that was often a Deus Ex Machina for the DM. It wasn't long before the other players started referring to the intelligent rod as the party member and my PC as the "rod carrier". :\

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

In one campaign I played in the DM was giving out powerful magic items tailored to each character. The item my character got was an intelligent rod that was often a Deus Ex Machina for the DM. It wasn't long before the other players started referring to the intelligent rod as the party member and my PC as the "rod carrier". :\

In my last game that was the Elven Wizard.

They joked he should have had "This Space for Rent" Across his forehead.

At one time he was 4th in line of Control of his own Body.

1. Robe of the 1st Lich was the one in Control.

2. The Psychotic Cutlass he picked up was able to boss the Mage Around. But, the robe kept telling him where to shove it. (As the Robe imparted Regeneration as one of its powers, this resulted in much pain, but no permanent disability to the mage).

3. Dwarven Monk Belt that caused the wearer to think they had all the abilities of an 9th level monk. They didn't they just thought they did.

Again, the Lich-Robe wasn't having any of that Crap.

So, the Elf (for a while) had to ask "Lichy may I" Whenever he wanted to do something.

It should reflect on the Player that once he actually divested himself of the various items, the party unamiously agreed they prefered him when the Robe could hold his stupidity in check.

 

[Elder-Basilisk]

Henchman

 

[Aeric]

Bob VIII (Don't ask about Bob the VII).

"Bob" was our nickname for any disposable redshirt mook. It came from pro wrestler Bob Backland. Back then, we watched WWF, and it seemed like they would always have the big-name wrestlers pitted against some nobody, and Bob Backland was like the king of the nobodies. So Bob became our name for NPCs that we actually interacted with, but didn't have a name for.

*Sorry about that. I got my Beatty all mixed up (Don't ya hate when that happens). Got my Warren fused with my Ned, and a little bit of Betty Page & White stuck in there as well. I'm trying to remeber which looks best in a halter top. I know Page has the most examples, but I still lean towards Ned.

Phew. For a second there, I thought you were going to mention Betty White in a halter top.

 

[Wolv0rine]

Nope, just remove the "o"

Eh, I was trying to give a vague token nod towards 'granny'. I was hoping the 'o' would be ignored as shallow illusion.

 

[Fishbone]

A character with quick draw and numerous backup and situational weapons calling his cohort "caddy", like a golf caddy.

 

[Valesin]

We name them according to how they will taste when a monster inevitably eats them:

Meaty
Salty
Spicy
Tasty
Juicy
etc...