I like this thread. I was thinking about some sawyerisms for a rogue character I want to play. Here are more ideas (though some maybe more endearing and less derogatory).
Dwarf:
scruffy, stompy, mr grumpyboots, speedy
Elf:
toothpick, ears on a stick, treehugger
Eladrin:
marble eyes, your majesty
Dragonborn:
felldrake, eggo, kobold face, lizard man, minty breath
Tiefling:
mr tail suit, redskin tato, hot spice, prince of darkness
Halfling:
curly fries, fast hands, miniature elf, half-pint, snake tongue
Half-elf:
half-beast, half-baked, half-human, half and half.
Deva:
Paint face, pinto, your holyness
Gnome
garden ornament, trickster, mr invisible, biggie
Goliath
boldy, mr potato head, tiny
Half-orc
green skin, orc king, toothless
Shifter
sasquatch, fleaball, max, fluffy, labradoodle, pointer
Dwarf:
scruffy, stompy, mr grumpyboots, speedy
Elf:
toothpick, ears on a stick, treehugger
Eladrin:
marble eyes, your majesty
Dragonborn:
felldrake, eggo, kobold face, lizard man, minty breath
Tiefling:
mr tail suit, redskin tato, hot spice, prince of darkness
Halfling:
curly fries, fast hands, miniature elf, half-pint, snake tongue
Half-elf:
half-beast, half-baked, half-human, half and half.
Deva:
Paint face, pinto, your holyness
Gnome
garden ornament, trickster, mr invisible, biggie
Goliath
boldy, mr potato head, tiny
Half-orc
green skin, orc king, toothless
Shifter
sasquatch, fleaball, max, fluffy, labradoodle, pointer