Hi, my name is Matt. Nice to meet you. Have you ever considered the deep and storied history of console platform games like Mario, Sonic, Jak & Daxter, and Ratchet & Clank? No? I'd like to talk about how these games have redefined the genre. You see, platformers used to just be like Pitfall for the Atari 2600, just running from one side of the screen to the other until it reset, but in the mid-80s, the Nintendo Entertainment System came out, packaged with this game called Super Mario Brothers...
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Hi, my name is Matt. Would you like to read my Livejournal?
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Hi, my name is Matt. I program virtual phone systems.
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Hi, my name is Matt, and I study the Warcraft backstory.
Boy, I'm lame when you put it that way.