Quasqueton said:
I've only read about half of the first module so far, but oh my god, it is horrible. So much about this module is horrible. Just some examples I can remember without it in my hands right now:
I don't think any of your complaints so far rank as "major" issues, though I suspect that difference is the core reason why some folks (like me) consider the modules great while others (you) do not.
Quasqueton said:
Monsters in the random monster charts don't have hit points listed. Just HD.
Back in the old days DMs knew how to multiply by 5. Now the MM does that for you.
Quasqueton said:
There is a group of about a dozen bandits with 2 HD. Half have only 2-4 hit points.
25 or so years of DMing and no player has ever asked me why someone has 10 hit points instead of 4. Who cares about stuff like this? The bandits with 2 HD are tough. Maybe next time someone in your campaign meets a 5th level fighter NPC they should demand to see an XP sheet enumerating each of the XP gains.
Quasqueton said:
There is a maze with only one way in -- jumping into a burning brazier in the temple. The worshippers at the temple haven't figured out the brazier is a teleporter. But there are a couple dozen folks (non-worshippers) in the maze who had to come through the brazier.
My memory is a little hazy, but there were sections of the dungeon that bordered on other dimensions. I don't recall it explicitly stating that there was only one way in - though perhaps the module only described one way. One of the issues is that in practice (IME anyway), PCs assume that there is a logic behind it, and they're a little too busy trying to stay alive to want to undertake a study of the ecology of the place. Even if the module says one way in, it's not that big of a deal to add others - do you really think the module would have been great if half of it were taken up with useless backstories of NPCs that got killed in the first round by a fireball?
Quasqueton said:
There are areas in the maze where treasure is just sitting in the middle of the floor, apparently just abandoned and not found by anyone else.
When I run modules in my campaign, I take notes on PCs actions so that those that revisit the dungeon find it altered by the events. It is NOT uncommon for PCs to discard items, even a magic item that no one had time to examine.
Quasqueton said:
In one area, a +1 warhammer just is lying in the middle of the floor. No monster, no trap, nothing but the warhammer on the floor.

Ok, so one thing that makes less sense than a discared warhammer in the middle of the floor is a TRAPPED discarded warhammer in the middle of the floor.
Quasqueton said:
In many areas, there is ancient writing with hints and clues for the PCs. But for most all of them, there is a 30% to decipher the writing. Just a flat 30% chance, regardless of being a wizard with 18 Int or a dumb fighter. And it doesn't even say this is 30% for the whole party as a group, or for each individual trying to read it.
Welcome to 1st edition DnD. There were no skills. It would take a whole seperate thread to describe the various ways of DMing non-combat situations - but suffice to say IMO that there were few guidelines. Any system that you propose (intelligence-based for instance) would be just as flawed in certain cases (what if my dumb fighter were from the desert?) "30%" chance takes up a whole lot less space than a 3E-ish "sidebar" explaining the rules. The modules in the old days were lean and mean.
Quasqueton said:
This first module at least, is absurd. All those of you who say this is a great module, are you smoking crack? Or just looking back through rose-colored glasses. I mean, this thing is outrageously bad. And I'm only half-way through the first module.
The oldest of 1e modules were just pure out-and-out slug-fests (or trap-fests, like Tomb of Horrors). The I-series was one of the first to add a story and interesting non-combat elements to the mix. You still have to do some work to get it to mesh with your campaign world - but I find the tantalizing bits that the I-series does provide to be much more interesting than the pages and pages of fluff that I'd have to discard anyway. Maybe it's a little light on details for today's thespians, but back in the day all the extra flavor text that you seem to be asking for would have been wasted space.