Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just A Low-Level Mage

[Michael Morris]

Fresh from the presses of Nutkinland (Go Nuts!) comes the following Spoony parody in D&D spirit...

Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Low Level Mage
Parody of "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins

We're fighting a vampire...
In this level of the maze...
I will destroy him...
Douse in my magic flames!!
But then he slaps me...
Applies that level drain...
And now my fire...
Is just a spark and not flame...
It just goes to show
That the GM blows
Every time I level up
He pulls this joke!!!

Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!
Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!
Though some might complain that my power it should be contained!
Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!

And now the good spells
Are nothing but a dream to me
But I can fake it, and just who will know
And what do you want? I want to blast it away
And what have you got? Then I'll blask it away

Even though I know
I'm supposed to show
Compassion for these blokes
What a joke!!!

Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!
Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!
Though some might complain that my power it should be contained!
Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!

Tell me why I'm level 1
Why am I still level 1
I'm played this damn game for 9 months you see

Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!
Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!
Though some might complain that my power it should be contained!
Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!

And I still believe the GM should be changed!!
And I still believe the GM should be changed!!
And I still believe the GM should be changed!!

Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!
Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!
Though some might complain that my power it should be contained!
Despite all my rage I am still just a low-level mage!!

 

[Djeta Thernadier]

Haha. I saw this on Nutkinland earlier this evening. Funny stuff.

 

[mossfoot]

Funny stuff

 

[BrooklynKnight]

Funny stuff

we really need somone to sing this into an mp3

 

[Emiricol]

Oh too cool. I second the MP3 motion

 

[ConnorSB]

I also second it. Err... third it.

 

[ForceUser]

I also second it. Err... third it.

Hilarious!

 

[Sanackranib]

sounds like somebodys evoker has "issues" with the DM.

that was pretty funny though.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Dang, I wish I had a mic. I'm the king of Smashing Pumpkins karaoke.

 

[BOZ]

spoony!

this seems to have gone over here better than on NKL...