Deuce Traveler's Last Stand of the Dorinthians

[Fenris]

Is that all? That's nothing to worry about then. Silas the Berzerking Abjurer doesn't even break a sweat until the odds reach 90 to 1.

I just wanted to remind Glasseye of this and say I expect big things from Silas this encounter

 

[hafrogman]

I just wanted to remind Glasseye of this and say I expect big things from Silas this encounter

Well, I expect his excuse will be that you can't expect anything from him UNTIL the odds are 90-1. You should have unleashed him against the Imperial Legions. Would have been a great fight. . . . until only 89 legionaires were left and they promptly massacred him.

 

[Fenris]

Well, I expect his excuse will be that you can't expect anything from him UNTIL the odds are 90-1. You should have unleashed him against the Imperial Legions. Would have been a great fight. . . . until only 89 legionaires were left and they promptly massacred him.

No, no he doesn't even break a sweat until the odds are 90-1. Anything less than that he doens't even berzerk! Which is why we haven't seen it yet.

So he should be able to handle anything we see without a sweat.

 

[Nephtys]

Danica nods, her eyebrows thrust up in mock despair. How does one attack killer grass? she wonders.

We should have bought some Alchemist's Fire, but maybe we can improvise something with torches and lamp oil... But I even if we can't fight the lawn we still have to deal with the fairy.

 

[hafrogman]

Yeah, killer grass is dangerous stuff.

I fought the lawn, but the lawn won.

 

[Fenris]

Yeah, killer grass is dangerous stuff.

I fought the lawn, but the lawn won.

Boo! Hiss!

That was terrible. And I'm jealous I didn't think of it first

We have horses. They have sharp insicors, many broad molars and several stomachs. That gives them like a +20 against killer monocots

 

[Kobold Stew]

I fought the lawn, but the lawn won.

we're going on a turfin' safari!

"Let's go turfin' now, everybody's learnin' how..."

sod it.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

Ugh. It just gets worse and worse.

 

[Nephtys]

At least there's no Gazebo on the lawn.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

I would put one out, but some of you would attack it.