With apologies to Billy Joel...
What's the matter with the dice I'm rolling?Can't you tell that you always want to roll high?Maybe I should fight some old school monsters?We all attack in order to stay aliveWhere have you been gamin' dude lately, sonny?You can't be this nerdy till you spend a lot of moneyEverybody's talkin' 'bout the new gameFunny, but it's still D&D to me
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
Tired of living in your one horse town
You'd like to find a little hole in the ground
So you go to the local game store in your tie dyed jeans
And you stare at the dice and the DM screens
Monsters and magic, now that's your scene
And you smile
Old School D&D will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Moldvay and Gygax will get you by tonight
Just a little roll, and you'll be smilin'