The goblins all stand ready to attack on its command (ie: they have readied attacks awaiting your response.)
JRRNeiklot said:Ignore the rolls. Is the draconian stupid enough to buy it? Has he any reason to believe there are units such as Tanis describes running around?
Bottom line, if the dm thinks the draconoian would think it a plausable bluff, it works. If not, they do what draconians do.
I detest bluff rolls. Make 'em role play it.
JRRNeiklot said:Yeah, Bluff works real well.
Tanis: I tell him I'm hear to fix the air conditioning. (roll 20 +8 ranks +3 charisma=31.
Draconian: Huh? I've never heard of air conditioning. Sense motive roll (1 +0 ranks -2 for charisma= -1) Ok, you can go on in.
This might work for anything. Get you in to bless the new queen on her wedding night, etc. A simple lucky roll should not let absurd crap go on. Especially when the other side doesn't get to use the same tactics.
First time my players tried that crap, I'll just roll up an npc with skill focus in bluff and diplomacy. "Sorry, the ugly gnoll talks you into sleeping with him. You're not gay? You must have been curious, then. He made his diplomacy check."
Theoretically, the players could do this, but the npcs can't. That's just wrong.
Sorry for the high jack. Bluff is a pet peeve of mine.
Mokona said:You should never penalize the player for roleplaying. Never give the NPCs a bonus because the PC chose to roleplay in a way that you don't agree with. The rules already cover this: if he had chosen a good excuse you'd give him a circumstance bonus to his bluff roll. Since he chose a poor excuse you effectively give him a penalty equal to the bonus you otherwise would have given him for good excuse.
In the current rules of D&D NPCs are not supposed to get a circumstance bonus because the PCs are good vs. bad roleplayers.
monboesen said:So JRR.. you actually do not allow shy, socially less adept people to suspend belief and play charming characters. Do you also penalize skinny weak people so that they can't play brawny fighters ? And by gods, who gets to play a Int 18 wizard in your group, have any certified geniouses at the table ?
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