Dire Animals

[ColonelHardisson]

From the Creature Catalog:


http://www.enworld.org/cc/converted/template/dire_creature.htm

 

[alsih2o]

dire hermit crabs, i keep waiting on dire hermit crabs. except instead of changing shells they would use armor bits

 

[Winterthorn]

Well... a Dire Farm wouldn't be complete without...

DIRE RABBITS



-W.

 

[Dragongirl]

Well... a Dire Farm wouldn't be complete without...

DIRE RABBITS

Now why does that make me think of Monty Python?
"RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!"

 

[Grazzt]

There is in fact a Dire Template in the upcoming Tome of Horrors, as a matter of fact.

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

There is in fact a Dire Template in the upcoming Tome of Horrors, as a matter of fact.

Wow, you sure are right on that ball ain't ya?

 

[Dragongirl]

Wow, you sure are right on that ball ain't ya?

Bah, took him over an hour and a half to say that. Nightfall needs to teach him more about knowing when he is needed.

 

[Kyramus]

fiendish dire chickens.



Buffalo wings anyone? hehe

 

[incognito]

fiendish dire chickens.

Buffalo wings anyone? hehe

I like the way Kyramus thinks - where do you all think buffalo wings come from? - certainly not from buffalo!

Ummm...not to be a nudge, but does anyone even have the stats for a 'base' chicken:

Damage: d2-5 peck - ouch! That smarts!

As long as we are talking about amusing dire animals: dire Kuala bears, dire field mice (this is where Speedy Gonzales got his start?), Dire kangaroo,

I actually might like to see a dire armadillo - any the stats for th resulting leprosy.

 

[Kyramus]

Chicken
Base Chicken (subtype soup)
Fiendish Dire Chicken (AKA Buffalo Wings)
Half-dragon Chicken (Aka Atomic Wings)
Hollow Chicken (wotc enhancement for Hollow, AKA boneless Chicken)

hehehehe
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ok trying to be serious.

Chicken
Tiny animal
HD 1/2 d8 (2)
Init: +4 (hey how do you think we have a hard time catching them?)
speed: 30
AC 16 (+2 size, +4 dex)
Attack peck +4
Damage 1d2-4
face/reach: 2.5x2.5/0
saves: Fort +2, Ref +6, Will +1
stats: str 3, dx 18, con 10, int 2, wis 12, ch 7
feats: weapon finese(beak)
Balance +4, Hide +15, Listen +4, Move Silently +7, Spot +4
CR 1/4

I think that sounds about right.