Any major city should have an easy to find red light district.
Your mother.......naw, too easy (of course, that's her too, right)?
Cheers,
Colin
P.S. Oh, c'mon, it was right there for the taking!
Is a "flee" a generic term for a rodent nest, then, or did you mean "fleas"? (Honest question; if you did mean "flees", then I learned a new term! =] )rodent flees are a tried and true location.