Ovinomancer
No flips for you!
It is unacceptable to have a mind set that "when the rules refer to an attack, they are referencing a specific game definition of what attacks means"? That is nonsense. If you play this game, you use that kind of mind set constantly. If you choose not to use it specifically in this instance, fine. But castigating anyone who recognizes that the rules do involve something other than natural language is ridiculous.
I never made an argument that the rules can'y contain game specific terms. I said, quite clearly, that making the decision to introduce weirdness into your game in a effort to follow a narrow interpretation of rules is not something I would stick around for.
Demanding that others explain to you why they don't play your way and then becoming upset when they do also seems like something I'm not all that interested in sticking around for, either.