AS to the name for our game(heh heh), How about: I got one eye ARRR!( or for the math joke I got 1/IR). How about: Death, for all my friends! or The Keelhaul Adventure Hour, or Urrg! Pirates are stealing my gold and now they have pushed me down and are stabbing me with swords. Ahhhh! They stabbed me and it hurt really badly, but i think i'll be ok, i am just in a lot of pain.....ah! oh no they have come back and....no, stop stabbing me, Ahhh!
Or some thing cool like the pirates of the (incert boats name), or (the captains name)'s brigands/pirates/bragade.