DM seeks help in 'touchy' situation

[hammymchamham]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, I find this guy boring now. Come up with something better next time Bug

 

[Nail]

Bugaboo, there are important questions that must be answered before a fair response to your questions can be given.

First, has a photograph of the female player in question ever appeared in Airwolf's signature?

Ooooh....good one.

Hammy: You changed yer avatar! Lookin' good!

 

[Number47]

Bugaboo, I've missed you so, so bad. You are and have always been my idol. Without you, I would still be DMing for free.

 

[Seaver]

Can you show me on a miniature exactly where and how she touched you...

*Pops out of Lurker Space.

*Fights spewing tea all over the place while laughing.*

*Fades again into the background.

 

[-Warlord-]

You can't give in to either blackmail or seduction, cause in both cases...when you do, they know your weak spot and it goes downhill from there.

First it's a little favor to get a ressurection...
...next she'll be proposing some things involving lingerie to get her hands on a vorpal sword.


....how many "tricks" would it cost to "accidently" have the Tarrasque that's attacking the party fall and break it's neck?

 

[Voobaha]

Dear Buggy-poo,

You had to go and do it. I thought we agreed to keep things private, but you had to go and spill the beans on this silly little message board.

Well, I know somebody who's not going to be getting any anytime soon. I told you that the offer depended on being discreet. Now you'll never know what you missed. How irritating.

In fact, thanks to you, I've given up on men, except for my divorce lawyer. I'm sure he's much better in the sack than you--so forceful--and decisive.

I'm leaving my husband and taking the cat. Maybe he can offer you a little something for his character, if he can stop bawling like a little boy. I'll be busy attending a retreat communing with the Crone and my sisters on the Isle of Lesbos in a couple of weeks.

Don't call, don't write. Now if you'll excuse me, the pool boy just arrived and needs some attending to...

- You Know Who

 

[Creamsteak]

Whats with the 3 St. LOUIS lurkers posting in a row? Hrm...

 

[AngelTears]

I didn't know St. Louis was in Detroit.

-Angel Tears

 

[Bugaboo]

UPDATE: I'll be "rolling the dice" next week to "raise the wizard," or "get a little familiar," or "use the staff of power," or "you know, have sex."

Thanks for your kind words of support.

 

[Mark]

*Pops out of Lurker Space.

*Fights spewing tea all over the place while laughing.*

*Fades again into the background.

Every so often I do manage, eh...?