D&D 5E DMs, what are the most baffling and/or pointless questions your players ask?

[dropbear8mybaby]

I'm convinced that being a player causes a temporary loss of between 10-20 IQ points.

 

[Yunru]

"How much XP is the village worth?"

Because nothing throws you off like your party deciding that slaughtering a village is an easier course of progression than going on an adventure.