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D&D 5E Do Otyughs literally eat... (dung)???

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I mean, would there even be any nutritional value in eating poo? That's pretty gross... talk about bad breath! :-S
(You could probably smell one coming a mile away... well, not literally.) Makes me wonder, do Otyughs eat their OWN poo? (Waste not, want not...) Double gross if they do!!! :-S
 

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Not only do they eat it, they savor it. They treasure it.

Woe betide anyone breaking into a neo-otyugh's treasure vault...
 


I mean, would there even be any nutritional value in eating poo? That's pretty gross... talk about bad breath! :-S
(You could probably smell one coming a mile away... well, not literally.) Makes me wonder, do Otyughs eat their OWN poo? (Waste not, want not...) Double gross if they do!!! :-S

It must have some nutritional value, Dung Beetles eat it. Also, D&D, fantasy, and sci-fi are all full of creatures that feed on things that ostensibly have no nutritional value. Just look at the Rust Monster and the Aurumvorax as prime D&D examples.
 


I mean, would there even be any nutritional value in eating poo? That's pretty gross... talk about bad breath! :-S
(You could probably smell one coming a mile away... well, not literally.) Makes me wonder, do Otyughs eat their OWN poo? (Waste not, want not...) Double gross if they do!!! :-S


There are lots of animals that eat feces. Feces are more than 50% bacteria, which certainly have nutritional value.


Also, D&D, fantasy, and sci-fi are all full of creatures that feed on things that ostensibly have no nutritional value. Just look at the Rust Monster and the Aurumvorax as prime D&D examples.

Well, oxidization of iron releases energy, so the rust monster could theoretically work (though it's hard to see how it could evolve, since un-oxidized iron is basically nonexistent in nature). The aurumvorax... yeah, I got nothin'.
 

Don't they also eat garbage, like banana peels, apple cores, corn cobs, rotting meat, and so on?





Also, and I'm sorry (I can't resist). . . "A poo shake brings all the O's to the yard, and they're like it's better than garbage."

:p
 

I've had quite a number of ideas for jokes about Otyughs, two of which I will share here.

Picture this: a Otyugh, standing in the middle of a modern restroom, holding up a sign that reads "PLEASE NO FLUSH"!

O.k. joke two: Two Otyugh children are throwing dungballs at each other. Their mother sees this and says "Children, how many times have I told you NOT to PLAY with YOUR FOOD?"
 


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