FitzTheRuke
Legend
By the rules it has a Strength of 14 and a speed of 15, so it can totally make a running long jump and clear 14'!
See... this is the kind of thing I was referring to when I said that I could use my imagination to come up with D&Disms to make fun of (and I didn't remotely mean to imply that I didn't think that any of you could do it - you obviously and clearly can!)
This is (IMO!) MUCH funnier than "tripping" an ooze!