astralpwka
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This morning I woke up to my dog barking her head off outside. I couldn't get her to shut up by lying in bed and yelling at her, so I was forced to get up.
I opened the front door to find the local animal control and two police officers standing on my front lawn. So I'm thinking, "My dog's going to jail."
But no! They are all pointing to the right of me! I look over and there's a deer in my flowerbed, right next to me, munching away.
The police were trying to get Fish and Game to come and get the deer, but Fish and Game told them that the deer got into town, it could get itself outa town.
So the police get tired of watching the deer eat my dead flowers and living weeds (this went on for a bit), and it shows no signs of being afraid of the small neighborhood crowd gathering on my lawn, so the police officers decide that they want to pet it.
Anyway, it must have been somebody's pet (Yes, in Idaho we have deer for pets... or wolves, or even buffalo...) because it lets everyone come over and pet it. So the police decide to walk it out of town.
End of story. I assume they made it.
I opened the front door to find the local animal control and two police officers standing on my front lawn. So I'm thinking, "My dog's going to jail."
But no! They are all pointing to the right of me! I look over and there's a deer in my flowerbed, right next to me, munching away.
The police were trying to get Fish and Game to come and get the deer, but Fish and Game told them that the deer got into town, it could get itself outa town.
So the police get tired of watching the deer eat my dead flowers and living weeds (this went on for a bit), and it shows no signs of being afraid of the small neighborhood crowd gathering on my lawn, so the police officers decide that they want to pet it.
Anyway, it must have been somebody's pet (Yes, in Idaho we have deer for pets... or wolves, or even buffalo...) because it lets everyone come over and pet it. So the police decide to walk it out of town.
End of story. I assume they made it.
