D&D 4E Does anyone agree with me about 4E?

[Imperialus]

I subtly imply/state outright that you're an idiot, or at least that your opinions are idiotic.

IMHO.



I add a smiley for extra protection.

I point out that since Gleemax has 307,172 members as compared to EN Worlds measly 55,055 it's obvious to anyone as smart as me that Gleemax is clearly the superior forum. I also imply that you are an idiot for not being able to look up user numbers and reach the same conclusion as me.

BTW, this thread is a heck of a lot of fun

 

[KoshPWNZYou]

I point out that since Gleemax has 307,172 members as compared to EN Worlds measly 55,055 it's obvious to anyone as smart as me that Gleemax is clearly the superior forum. I also imply that you are an idiot for not being able to look up user numbers and reach the same conclusion as me.

BTW, this thread is a heck of a lot of fun

I'm going to throw in my two cents/two pennies/two coppers/one-fifth of a nickle/one-fiftieth of a dollar/any variation you prefer of the most overused cliche in internet debating.

You are obviously unaware that any numbers used to compare multiple websites are totally and irrefutably worthless, because such numbers can be easily padded. Why, I'm sure that Scott 'Lying, Deceitful Corporate Robot' Rouse himself is responsible for no less than 1800 of those Gleemax accounts. I'm sure that when he's not busy stealing candy from children, making sacrifices to his dark deities, and trying to convince fans that all D&D content from now on won't be 10% print and 90% DDI, he's creating new Gleemax accounts to further swell it's user base. That doesn't even cover the rest of the WoTC staff, including the ones who are ruining FR.

I would also guess that many of those accounts are the result of the complex layout of the Gleemax website and the terrible speed of its servers. The average Gleemax subscriber is probably responsible for 50 accounts because the server takes 20 minutes to process their application submission so they idiotically (smart gamers only use ENWorld, of course) keep hitting the 'submit' button until it works.

I would further point out that my opinion counts more than yours because I maintain a website which averages 30,000 hits a day. Can you boast the same?

 

[Fifth Element]

I resurrect a clearly dead thread by adding a "QFT" or something of similar value.

 

[KingCrab]

I share your opinions, though that whole issue doesn't really matter, since I'd rather use a sentence of your post to lead this thread into my complaints about a completely different 4e issue. Of course I'll have to say something extreme at the end, otherwise people will still remember what you said and go back to posting about your initial concerns.

btw wOTc must pay for their sins!!!!

 

[KingCrab]

accounts. I'm sure that when

Also my posts per day count is a little low so I'm going to randomly quote (incorrectly) bits from some of the people who are responding to your concerns without having anything to really say.

 

[psionotic]

Snape made Dumbledore gay...!
Snape made Dumbledore gay...!
Snape made Dumbledore gay...!
Snape made Dumbledore gay...!
Snape made Dumbledore gay...!

 

[Cadfan]

I resurrect a clearly dead thread by adding a "QFT" or something of similar value.

I was previously convinced that this thread was a success for me and my arguments, and that after having read my posts, everyone universally agreed with my position and reviled my opponents as mindless reprobates. However, you have written QFT in response to something one of my foes had said, suggesting that agreement with me is not in fact universal. I feel threatened by this, and will now re-recite every single argument I have made in this thread, again.

 

[BASHMAN]

My hat of ed4e noze no Limitz!!!!

 

[Wiseblood]

I was previously convinced that this thread was a success for me and my arguments, and that after having read my posts, everyone universally agreed with my position and reviled my opponents as mindless reprobates. However, you have written QFT in response to something one of my foes had said, suggesting that agreement with me is not in fact universal. I feel threatened by this, and will now re-recite every single argument I have made in this thread, again.

Your carefully worded arguments have CHANGED MY MIND.

 

[Cadfan]

Your carefully worded arguments have CHANGED MY MIND.

I interpret your words as sarcasm, and write you an insulting screed.

But with a smiley!