D&D 4E Does anyone agree with me about 4E?

[CleverNickName]

"Warlord is a stupid name. You should call it fendersnipper, which clearly reflects the mechanics of the class better, despite the fact that I have not even seen the mechanics of the class yet."

(I know that this is a tongue-in-cheek thread, but this line here was spot-on. It's like you read my mind, Fifth.)

 

[Jackelope King]

Hi.

I don't know you. I don't care about you. I don't care about your opinions. I'm just going to make a response to your statement that won't really mean all that much to you ... but which will actually be a veiled insult directed at Fifth Element. When he reads my post (he reads all my posts), he'll pick up the insult easily. But by couching this blatant flame in a harmless answer to one of -your- posts, I will immunize myself against being accused of flaming.

You don't mind if I use you like a prostitute to further my ongoing war with Fifth Element, do you? I didn't think so.

Say ... you aren't in Fifth Element's clique, are you? Maybe you would consider joining my clique, the righteous clique, which holds itself superior to such things as sacrificing individuality for the hollow affirmation offered by a group? No? Ok, that's cool. If you know any 4e haters whose opinions are pliable, please send them to me. Thanks!

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Even armed with all of these emoticons, I still cannot adequately enunciate my generic rage and absolute bewilderment at your ill-informed post! I'm literally aghast, as my endless stream of emoticons will attempt to illustrate!

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[Wolfspider]

Hi.

I don't know you. I don't care about you. I don't care about your opinions. I'm just going to make a response to your statement that won't really mean all that much to you ... but which will actually be a veiled insult directed at Fifth Element. When he reads my post (he reads all my posts), he'll pick up the insult easily. But by couching this blatant flame in a harmless answer to one of -your- posts, I will immunize myself against being accused of flaming.

You don't mind if I use you like a prostitute to further my ongoing war with Fifth Element, do you? I didn't think so.

Say ... you aren't in Fifth Element's clique, are you? Maybe you would consider joining my clique, the righteous clique, which holds itself superior to such things as sacrificing individuality for the hollow affirmation offered by a group? No? Ok, that's cool. If you know any 4e haters whose opinions are pliable, please send them to me. Thanks!

LMAO

This thread is better than therapy.

 

[sidonunspa]

After reading this thread I'm more confused then ever about the varied opinions, comments, and insights which all seem to be derived from of possible rumors and facts mostly based off of well crafted and unreadable posts and blogs, though I must admit that some of them where quite entertaining while others became collections of random thoughts seeking to be witty (like this one) but far from the mark (like this one)

Thus, I will leave this thread and find my way to another one, and thus I surrender my little space on the internet to the winner of this thread (if any).

 

[GeorgeFields]

Fifth Element must be stopped!

But...but... I liked that movie.

 

[Fifth Element]

But...but... I liked that movie.

I did too! (But no, that's not where the name comes from).

 

[TarionzCousin]

I'm planning on making a new character if anyone wants to make suggestions. What is the best race/class combo?

 

[Nifft]

I'm planning on making a new character if anyone wants to make suggestions. What is the best race/class combo?

Gnome Bard. Just like now.

Cheers, -- N

 

[CleverNickName]

Gnome Bard. Just like now.

I saw what you did there.

 

[BASHMAN]

I have some strongly-held opinions about the small bits of information we have received so far about 4E. I'm not the only one who has these particular opinions, am I?

I'm desperate for validation. Does anyone share my opinion about 4E?

Your opinion is wrong! Instead addressing where I disagree or just ignoring your post, I will use this post to go on a long tirade telling you that I will use the ignore function on this post!