D&D 4E Does anyone agree with me about 4E?

[Urizen]

You are ALL wrong about the Trolls being the Mystery race. I have it on VERY GOOD AUTHORITY (which is to say that I'm probably lying through my well-formed booty) That the mystery race is actually...

A

Fiendish

Gelfling

 

[KoshPWNZYou]

No, clearly the mystery race is a trollish elf, or trolladrin. I berate the designers for their lack of creativity by including only elf races in the PHB, and suggest I could design a better game in my sleep.

Actually, I think the new race is the Hylian Elf. We all know they're turning D&D into Zelda.

I mean, come on -- three power sources? Triforce, anyone?

 

[Epic Meepo]

No, clearly the mystery race is a trollish elf, or trolladrin. I berate the designers for their lack of creativity by including only elf races in the PHB, and suggest I could design a better game in my sleep.

*smacks forehead* Of course, how silly of me to forget this simple truth.

So, the core races will be:

• elf
• wizardy elf
• round-eared elf
• short elf
• bearded elf
• big, scary elf;

And the core classes will be:

• warlock
• warlord
• warlocleric
• warlofighter
• warlopaladin
• warloranger
• warlorogue
• warlowizard.

 

[Silent Cartographer]

Using Community.Members.Epic;
Using System.Messaging;
Using System.Polemics;

Namespace ENWorld.MessageBoard.Flamewar
{

Public Override void MeTooPost(EnwTopic currTopic, string currUserName)
{

this.HelloWorld();

currTopic.Interest ++;

EpicMeepo.Newsletter.Subscriptions.Add(new NewsSub(currUserName, emSubPeriod.Month12));
​

}​

}

 

[Fifth Element]

*smacks forehead* Of course, how silly of me to forget this simple truth.

So, the core races will be:

• elf
• wizardy elf
• round-eared elf
• short elf
• bearded elf
• big, scary elf;

Yes, I think you've got it!

• elf
• eladrin
• humadrin
• halfladrin
• dwarfadrin
• trolladrin

It's all so clear now!

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Using Community.Members.Epic;
Using System.Messaging;
Using System.Polemics;

Namespace ENWorld.MessageBoard.Flamewar
{

Public Override void MeTooPost(EnwTopic currTopic, string currUserName)
{

this.HelloWorld();

currTopic.Interest ++;

EpicMeepo.Newsletter.Subscriptions.Add(new NewsSub(currUserName, emSubPeriod.Month12));
​

}​

}

You're all method but no class..!

 

[TarionzCousin]

You are my hero, and I agree with everything you say.

Totally not an alt, -- Not N

We know it's you, Razz.

 

[Cadfan]

WOTC is a company and it is their job to convince me to purchase their products.

What I would find most convincing at this point would be if Mike Mearls were to wash my car.

Mr. Mearls: I thank you in advance for your rapid compliance. I will keep you apprised of updates regarding my changing needs as the release date for 4e draws near.

 

[Kheti sa-Menik]

I am going to continually point out how all the previous arguments are actually strawmen.
I probably don't know exactly what it means, but it gets used enough on here so I can make myself sound smart by using it.



Oh...and the mystery race? Strawmen.

 

[Epic Meepo]

Oh...and the mystery race? Strawmen.

Straw-elves. Strawmen simply lack the elfy-ness to qualify as a core 4e race.