Jeff Wilder
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I attacked a renegade gazebo.
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Dlsharrock
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That was you? Wow, that story nearly made me wet my own self when I heard it. That's not just one of those pretend stories huh?
Don't Tassel the Hoff!
Asmor
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If you think that's dorky, you'd be amazed what you can find looking through the dictionary. For example, did you know that there's no definition for the word "gullible?"
OK...
I ran a homebrew campaign in which all of the NPC races had accents...
The Anthropomorphic Porcupine/Hedgehog/Badgers all talked like Monty Python Fraaaaaaaanch K-Niggits. That was bad enough.
Worse still...the druid's Awakened Plains Lizard (homebrewed reptilian cheetas with monitor lizard poisonous saliva) animal companion spoke like Elvis.
I ran a homebrew campaign in which all of the NPC races had accents...
The Anthropomorphic Porcupine/Hedgehog/Badgers all talked like Monty Python Fraaaaaaaanch K-Niggits. That was bad enough.
Worse still...the druid's Awakened Plains Lizard (homebrewed reptilian cheetas with monitor lizard poisonous saliva) animal companion spoke like Elvis.
Jürgen Hubert
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I once calculated the statistical mean for exploding dice (i.e., whenever you roll the maximum result, you roll again and add six to the result), since I played Earthdawn at the time. I think I got a result for 4.2 for d6s, but I forgot the other results - as well as the mathematical derivation.
Anyone have a village threatened by the mad wizard Prang and his overgrown watermelon? Chocolate gold pieces? Played the characters from D&D: The Movie? Had Venger be the BBEG? Had Jedis within a Tolkienesque world? Played a young wizard with an odd scar called Harry? Played a halfling with a Devonshire accent who wore a waistcoat?
Nah, me neither.
PS: I have also never statted out SpongeBob SquarePants and Dale Winton to see who would win in an arena duel.
Nah, me neither.
PS: I have also never statted out SpongeBob SquarePants and Dale Winton to see who would win in an arena duel.
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Jürgen Hubert
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I remember another story:
In my last 3.5 Forgotten Realms campaign, I needed some kind of enemy that would threaten the PCs without overwhelming them. I came up with...
<drumroll>
The Alchemical Killer Zombie Chicken(TM)!
</drumroll>
But I promise it all made sense at the time. And it was pretty funny to see the druid critically pecked for 2 damage...
In my last 3.5 Forgotten Realms campaign, I needed some kind of enemy that would threaten the PCs without overwhelming them. I came up with...
<drumroll>
The Alchemical Killer Zombie Chicken(TM)!
</drumroll>
But I promise it all made sense at the time. And it was pretty funny to see the druid critically pecked for 2 damage...
Role-play.
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