Dragon 337: Will the real Zuggtmoy please stand up?

[Shemeska]

*cue Transformer's Theme*
ZUGGTMOY... SHOGGOTH IN DISGUISE!

Is this Enworld or alt.sex.cthulhu now?

 

[demiurge1138]

Is this Enworld or alt.sex.cthulhu now?

Yes.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Is this Enworld or alt.sex.cthulhu now?

Some things are so mind-wrenchingly insane even HP Lovecraft wouldn't touch them. The sex lives of demons belong in a small lead-sealed box inside Pandora's box, buried under Cthulu's palace at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by cannibal sharks and protected by a sign that reads "Beware of the Shoggoth".

 

[diaglo]

I'm going to go out on a limb, here, but. . . . Iuz?

--Erik

but as the puffball she looks so much more like "Tina the fake vagina" as the tentacled boobie she looks like the blowup version.

 

[The_Gneech]

I'd just like to mention here:

Ew.

-The Gneech

 

[BOZ]

i second that motion. heheh...

 

[The Druid Merlin]

I haven't seen or read much about Zuggtmoy, but as far as I'm concerned, if you rule fungis, and are made out of fungis, you should look like fungis.

 

[Shade]

Her followers, in all honesty. Don't forget that the Thrall of Zuggtmoy PrC specifies that those who take levels in it have not one, but two, erotic dreams of Zuggtmoy. Apparently they're the kind of people who get turned on by toadstools.

Multiple sporgasms?

<ducks and runs>

 

[Flexor the Mighty!]

I haven't seen or read much about Zuggtmoy, but as far as I'm concerned, if you rule fungis, and are made out of fungis, you should look like fungis.

Exactly. Zuggy will always be a stench ridden mega mushroom of death to me.

 

[BOZ]

zuggy should have had her own chapter in the BoEF.