MMMMM.......Boobs
Frukathka said:
How about a trio? Like that girl from Total Recall.
How 'bout dragonborn having six boobs, each a different color, and spouting a variety of dangerous "breath" weapons - now, that is something to take a character by surprise.
Of course, I am only kidding - I think my players would leave the table if they saw a dragonborn wench serving drinks. In my book, they will have a place in my world and the Feudal Lords Campaign setting, but some GM, somewhere, will have a dragonborn wench serving drinks to players. That just makes me shudder.
But then again, I don't understand why a non-heroic tier farmer will not run at the site of a dragonborn entering a village or gather together to try to slay it - now that's adventure!.
As for the reptile/boob thing is concerned - Synapsids (a class of mammals and reptile-mammals) did exist before dinosaurs. Instead of being wiped out during the Great Dying (or Permian–Triassic extinction event), a few hardy synapsids survived to become the boobed dragonborn we see in 4th Edition.
To further this realistic twist of events - they are not really from dragons at all, but are simply called that way because their appearance are similar.
Now, with that said, I hate to see when a Draconian starts to mate with a Dragonborn and finds she is a small-breasted mammal. That is a Jerry Springer episode I'd like to see:
Jerry - How do you feel?
Draconian - Betrayed, Jerry. I thought she was a reptile.
Jerry - But surely, you noticed her boobs?
Draconian - I guess she taped them up and when we got intimate, she'd never let me kiss below her neck.
Jerry - Now, why did you lie to him if you loved him.
Dragonborn - I was afraid, Jerry. I thought he would leave if I told him the truth.
[Fighting ensues, etc., etc.,]
Anyway, there is my 2 cents + a few extra dollars stuffed into the fantasy g-string of a dragonborn stripper.