[Dream] Perhaps they were spaceshifting shape lizards.

[RangerWickett]

I know this sounds totally gay, but I had a dream, from which I just awoke, in which fusangite and I were performing industrial espionage at a motel in my home town, about a mile from my old house. It was a dreary winter day with stormclouds looming overhead, and the motel was abandoned but for us as we searched for valuable secrets.

Then, I realized it was nearly 9pm, so I told fusangite I had to go home so I could watch LOST. He offered me a ride. We headed out to the parking lot, only to realize to our dismay that there was a gate arm blocking our path. After many minutes of brainstorming madcap ideas of how to get past the gate arm, finally we just decided to ram it, which was when we discovered that fusangite's car is very short, and it just drove right under the arm.

We then were pursued by the cops as we drove through my neighborhood, so to shake their trail, we got out of fusangite's car, but he left a mindless clone of himself in the car to keep driving, while we ran. Fusangite ended up being distracted by a fat black woman who wanted to seduce him, and his car ended up bumping into the curb and coming to a stop, so I had to run if I wanted to get home in time to catch LOST.

Time seemed to slow, and I ran as if through molasses. When I got to the intersection nearest my house, I saw that a small outdoor bookstore had sprung up, and none of the aisles were straight, making it impossible for me to get through. I shoved past book store patrons, and just as I was about to get free, my alarm clock woke me up.

 

[IcyCool]

I know this sounds totally gay

I thought that we weren't allowed to use that term the way you are using it here?

 

[RangerWickett]

I meant it as, "This will come across as a homoerotic dream, which will no doubt amuse people." Pardon me using 'gay' as a shorthand for 'homosexual' while I was sleepy. I didn't intend for it to be derogatory.

 

[IcyCool]

I meant it as, "This will come across as a homoerotic dream, which will no doubt amuse people." Pardon me using 'gay' as a shorthand for 'homosexual' while I was sleepy. I didn't intend for it to be derogatory.

Oh, I completely read that the wrong way then. My bad. Not sure what you consider homoerotic about the dream though.

The dream itself sounds like very strange though. Sneaking, Being Chased, and Hurrying to be on time. I wonder what Freud would say?

 

[RangerWickett]

Oh, I completely read that the wrong way then. My bad. Not sure what you consider homoerotic about the dream though.

Namely the fact that I was alone in a seedy motel with an older man. Whether it comes across as homoerotic in reading it, I awoke mildly disturbed. *grin*