Drow love

I think the vast majority of people on these boards, not having killed themselves despite having the opportunity to do so in RL, would almost certainly not commit the virtually suicidal action of ‘dating’ a drow.

As a monster drow are funny. They’re one of the few monsters (along with succubi, marilith and a couple of fey) that are sexualized. Implicitly sexualized anyway.
I think they’d be a more interesting race to use if they didn’t have all the accumulated baggage that comes with it.

And special drow-only magic items.
And special drow-only crossbow pistols.
 

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Theres no time to keep it low
I've been death now I want noise
You stay down
But I wont be quiet
I'll hammer on until you fight

Drow love
Drow love
Drow love
Drow love

If youve got some one to kill
Slow resistance wins the war
Well I know
But thats no way to go
You can't resist the louder pull

Well that's right
I want someone to explode
I am death
Now I want noise

Drow love
Drow love
Drow love
Drow love

(Apologies to Chris Cornell and Soundgarden)

 

Nightfall said:
Uhm while I'm not adverse to dating, or women, I'm adverse to drow since they are...well evil. It's like asking me "Would you date a succubus?" I'd have to say no.

You just have to remember to use protection, Nightfall.

In this case, Death Ward. :p
 


Tequila Sunrise said:
The women of just about every race in the d&d world are imagined as smokin' hot.

Naturally there are exceptions that prove the rule, like minotaurs. Or dragons - which will mate with humans for some odd reason.

Anyway, I'd say no. The only drow a human male could safely date would worship Eilistraee ... and I'd kill any drow that worshipped that deity.
 


I've seen drawings of some good looking dwarves and orcs...

But a drow? An evil sadistic, increbily hot elf? No. No way in the nine hells, unless she was the good drow type, which seem to be incredibly common these days. Even then, ill take a normal elf any day.
 


I think that the fact that you probably wouldn't survive very long into the relationship makes it
something that most men would avoid.
 

Nifft said:
Dwarf?
Gnome?
Half-Orc?

Perhaps my imagination is just limited... :) -- N

I've seen some female dwarves and gnomes that had the exotic-hot thing going for 'em. Even seen at least one of a half-orc woman that was well done and hot. Not the majority of the body of work that's out there, but it is possible.
 

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