Drow love

[Nifft]

I've seen some female dwarves and gnomes that had the exotic-hot thing going for 'em. Even seen at least one of a half-orc woman that was well done and hot. Not the majority of the body of work that's out there, but it is possible.

This was the 3.5e non-beard version of the Dwarf female, right?
And the 3.5e small-nosed Gnome race?

Maybe my memories of earlier editions is clouding things...

Cheers, -- N

 

[AFGNCAAP]

Haven't seen that many attractive depictions of half-orc women.

That is, until I saw this one by Klaus.

The face that launched countless NPC ideas.

 

[Sejs]

This was the 3.5e non-beard version of the Dwarf female, right?

Actually, it was a bearded dwarven woman, oddly enough. However, it was done in such a way that the beard wasn't shaggy and down to her waist, it was actually short, well-groomed, and feminine (for a race where beards come for both genders, anyway). Like I said, well done and exotic-seeming. Supprised me that they could take the whole 'bearded dwarf chick' thing and make it work.

And the 3.5e small-nosed Gnome race?

Nose was noticable, but not cartoonishly huge. The face had a very sly, good humored, playful smirk thing going for it. Dark hair, expressive eyes, I-know-something-I'm-not-telling body posture, etc.

 

[Heathansson]

Does she have to be chaotic evil? Could she be a smokin' hot ranger with some scimitars and a panther or something? I'm a Pisces, and we don't mix too good with chaotic evil psychotic bondage vixens.
I'd probably just hit it and jam, but I'd have to move at least 500 miles away so she didn't hunt me down.

 

[Alzrius]

Could she be a smokin' hot ranger with some scimitars and a panther or something?

If only Drizzt would put on that girdle of masculinity/femininity.

 

[Heathansson]

If only Drizzt would put on that girdle of masculinity/femininity.

No way. That's too freaky.

 

[paradox42]

Nah, Drow males- even Drizzt- have never been particularly appealing to me. I mean, angsty sure, dark-skinned and exotic, sure... but just too androgynous thanks to the whole "elf" thing, really. And yes, even taking into the account the fact that Drow males can somehow grow a little facial hair- they're androgynous.

Seriously now, you didn't think only hetero guys (and homo women) would be reading this thread did you?

Now, a Half-Orc- yum! C'mere, Krusky, let's see what that Strength-and-Con-boosting ability is worth under the sheets! Or a minotaur. Hairy, hugely muscled, seriously masculinized... okay, maybe he could use a shave first, but that'd be a fun starter for later activity. I admit I'm thinking mostly of Krynnish-style minotaurs here anyway I suppose.

 

[ssampier]

I would say no, since she'd probably toy with you and then kill you slow and painfull.

The women of just about every race in the d&d world are imagined as smokin' hot.

I must not very creative. I imagine all the hot women being human.

 

[Griffith Dragonlake]

Baldur's Gate 2 lets your player character date the drow priestess your PC met in Baldur's Gate 1.

Dude! Viconia DeVir is totally hot! And that voice…! Now that’s a drow I would date in a heartbeat.

Besides, if you play your cards right, you could get her to change alignment.

 

[Nyaricus]

Yes...especially if it were Teagan of Dungeon Crawl, inc!

She's Eighty Seven, man! That's well beyond cougar territory!



cheers,
--N