Drow love

[GreatLemur]

Sure. Nothing wrong with a short fling with a smoking hot chick.

What, you think having a drow ex-girlfriend is a safe and secure way to live? Better move somewhere sunny, with a high water table.

 

[Patryn of Elvenshae]

I'm a Pisces, and we don't mix too good with chaotic evil psychotic bondage vixens.

Heathansson gets some laugh points.

 

[Darklone]

Would you date a vampire?....

 

[kenobi65]

Now, a Half-Orc- yum! C'mere, Krusky, let's see what that Strength-and-Con-boosting ability is worth under the sheets! Or a minotaur. Hairy, hugely muscled, seriously masculinized... okay, maybe he could use a shave first, but that'd be a fun starter for later activity. I admit I'm thinking mostly of Krynnish-style minotaurs here anyway I suppose.

A shave, and an awful long time under a Prestidigitation spell (specifically, the "clean" function).

 

[kenobi65]

I'd rather date a kuo-toa. Pot bellied fish wemmins is hot.

And their deity is a 50' tall nekkid woman. OK, OK, so there's the whole deal with Blibby having the head and hands of lobster, but so what?

 

[thedungeondelver]

And their deity is a 50' tall nekkid woman. OK, OK, so there's the whole deal with Blibby having the head and hands of lobster, but so what?

Well for one she's guarenteed to have crabs.

 

[BroccoliRage]

Well for one she's guarenteed to have crabs.

Ha-cha-cha cha-cha!

ba-zing!

I always thought nymph's would be where it's at. You're all freaks.

FREAKS!!!

 

[hamishspence]

The big question is, would said drow date YOU?

In Dambrath: maybe. Dambrath is a kingdom of half drow, humans, and a few drow. Probably safer than the Underdark. But, the ladies are in charge. And they worship Loviatar. Caution recommended.

In the Underdark: HAZARDOUS!! "The Spider's Kiss" its called, in Elaine Cunningham's Daughter Of The Drow. As in: Black Widow spider. so, NOT a good idea.

 

[Seeten]

Start with a ton of self confidence, bordering on arrogance, and move into smooth moves, and slick packaging, you'll have drow women eating out of your hand.

 

[thedungeondelver]

Ha-cha-cha cha-cha!

ba-zing!

I always thought nymph's would be where it's at. You're all freaks.

FREAKS!!!

Dryads, man. Gotta love the hippychicks.