Drow love

[Nifft]

Dryads, man. Gotta love the hippychicks.

"Got wood?"

Ow! I didn't mean the hong stick!

Grumble mumble, -- N

 

[Heathansson]

Now, a Half-Orc- yum! C'mere, Krusky, let's see what that Strength-and-Con-boosting ability is worth under the sheets!

I think he's straight. He dresses worse than me.

 

[kenobi65]

Start with a ton of self confidence, bordering on arrogance, and move into smooth moves, and slick packaging, you'll have drow women eating out of your hand.

Fixed that for you.

 

[MoogleEmpMog]

Nah. The whole spiderweb leathers and domineering, manipulative personalities thing just doesn't work for me.

Of the various good-looking-but-evil fantasy races, vampires would definitely be more my downfall: pale and often wearing Victorian clothing.

 

[Jürgen Hubert]

It would depend on two things, I guess:

1) Does she buy into the whole drow culture thing? (Obviously not - why else would she date me?)

2) How likely are her relatives to drop by and kill and/or torture me?

 

[arscott]

I think he's straight. He dresses worse than me.

Stop trying to impose your human-centric value system on the entire world. Krusk is at the height of orcish fashion.

 

[Hand of Evil]

The real question is...Is it really dating if it is just for sex?

 

[wildstarsreach]

A worshipper Eilestree would be great. A people have commented, I don't think I could handle a CE one unless she was under some kind of permanent love with me and let me be in charge.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

To quote Zogonia, "Your pain has aroused me, human."

 

[paradox42]

Stop trying to impose your human-centric value system on the entire world. Krusk is at the height of orcish fashion.

Even if he isn't, it's not like we're all fashion bugs. My favored outfit is nylon cargo pants (or shorts in summer) and a t-shirt, fer cryin' out loud. I'm a geek, fashion's not my thing. Surely a guy raised in the wilderness would be more interested in functionality than trendy?

Anyway, Krusk was just used as an example. There are plenty of other male half-orcs around, most of them spectacularly strong and healthy.

To quote Zogonia, "Your pain has aroused me, human."

That strip was hilarious!