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dumbest game questions you never heard


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"You're going to be the Dungeon Master? So you're going to be a small Yoda like guy wearing red robes that talks in riddles?"
 



"I bet if we track him, he'll lead us directly to a village of Half-Orcs"

and from the same tragic player (to an NPC)...

"We are in search of the unknown treasure. Have you heard anything about it?"
 

"Is there any evil over that corner?"
"No."
"Is there any evil over in that other corner?"
"No."
"How about in that other corner?"
"NO!"

This has **nothing** to do with my "Paladin as a prestige class" thread, cough, cough.


Cedric.
aka. Washu! ^O^
 




The following question was printed as part of a newspaper review of the Dungeons & Dragons movie:

"Why did they make a movie out of a game no one has played in twenty years?"
 

Into the Woods

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