Dungeons or Dragons rumour debunked

[Cthulhu]

WHAT?!! 16E is out already? I just bought 15E just three minutes ago!! And what's this about Tiamat's recipes for PCs? ARRRGH!!!

*snatches Darth Biere up and devours him*

Die worms!!!

 

[Sodalis]

*snatches Darth Biere up and devours him*

Die worms!!!

you know.... if you keep this up, the boards will run out of members in a day or so....

*
Wait- what are you doing...

PUT ME DOWN!!!!

AAARRRGGGHHHH..........

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Folks,
There is a spurious rumour going around that in an attempt to save money Wizard of the Coast is forcing RPGs to publish Dungeon or Dragons. This is completely false. It is well known that to make our margins we need to be more inclusive and reach a broader market, not divide our market up. Thus we will be putting out only one product a year from now - "Potter's Star Wars Showdown with Magical Dungeons and Pokemon".

Anthony, apparently you missed the memo that this is a HASBRO wide initiative.

It should be "Interactive Potter's Star Wars Showdown with Magical Dungeons and Pokemon Potato Head Monopoly."

Have to support the core brands.


Wulf

 

[Wolf72]

aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

That seems like a reasonable explanation. A little TOO reasonable. More likely your dozens of "statis clones" have awakened and are now vieing for control of the company. Aren't they, Mr. Manshoon!

*rips off rubber Anthony Valterra Mask*

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*breath ... 1, 2, 3 ...*


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cthulhu]

Re: aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*breath ... 1, 2, 3 ...*


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll give you something to scream about!

*snatches Wolf72 up in his talons and devours him*

Ha!

 

[Suzerain]

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[Wolf72]

Re: Fake PR's?

Just to be sure, I checked the calendar and it said there is no such thing as March 32nd! =P

Good Spelunking!

Robert J. Romano
Editor-in-Chief
Children of the Grave Press

you just have to look in the right place! ... Haven't you seen Harry Potter and the Philosop ... Sorcerer's Stone?

 

[Morrus]

However if fairness there have been a number of drastic cut backs. For example Wizards of the Coast is no longer Wizards of the Coast its now just Wizard of the Coast. That's right, there is only me left. I just run around real fast to make it look like alot of people.

Anthony Valterra

We all know a real wizard is far beyond the budgeting power of the "company". You're just one of those guys who hangs out a kids' birthday parties and makes funny shaped balloons and pulls the occasional red scarf from his ears.

"Wizard" of the Coast indeed. Hmmmf!