Easier than an e-mail to each of the mods.

[Driddle]

I don't need to be here. I know it; you know it. Time to enact an early "new year's resolution," so to speak, and get rid of one of my surfer bookmarks.
Sorry, guys. I really didn't mean to cause problems. Most of ya are real sweethearts and don't deserve the headache, intended or not.
Take care.

Consider it my Christmas present to you. ... Yeah, I kinda like that.
Happy holidays!

 

[Piratecat]

Come back when you get bored. No, wait - I know what happens when you get bored! Come back when you AREN'T bored!

And really, it's not like we aren't in touch.

 

[Umbran]

Or, come back when it looks like folks are a little less... strident, so that your form of humor can be more appreciated.

 

[Plane Sailing]

Look forward to seeing you at some future point. Happy new year!