Effects of aging on mind and body.

[Telperion]

Lichdom is okay, but I think I'll recommend a level 9 True Ritual called Immortality to my player.

Hopefully he will live beyond the first few decades of "eternity" after the various deities around notice he has stopped aging physically. They tend to view upstart immortals in a very negative fashion.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

It's a sacrifice you have to make for your family.

I thought it was a sacrifice you had to make of your family.

 

[Stalker0]

Bah, forgot lichdom, become a druid. They are ageless and I hear high level ones get all the nymphs!!

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Bah, forgot lichdom, become a druid. They are ageless and I hear high level ones get all the nymphs!!

No, that's just empty showing-off of the druids, who find out that the nature boys are out of fashion.

 

[Darklone]

No, that's just empty showing-off of the druids, who find out that the nature boys are out of fashion.

Bah, druids die. Lichs go for "eternal love"!

 

[Black Knight Irios]

Forget about that all, use one of the Rituals in Savage Species to become an Incubus, wemon will for sure be at hand for such a man. And will happilly give you their life energy for one or two pleasant nights. Such a cute Incubus...hahaha...so evil...so...

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Is that ritual described in that tome incubi love so? It has an arcane title: "How to pick up girls"

 

[AuraSeer]

You want to pick up girls?
There's a joke here about a dragon with the Snatch feat, but I'm too polite to mention it.

 

[Inconsequenti-AL]

Lichdom is okay, but I think I'll recommend a level 9 True Ritual called Immortality to my player.

Hopefully he will live beyond the first few decades of "eternity" after the various deities around notice he has stopped aging physically. They tend to view upstart immortals in a very negative fashion.

That's just mean! But highly amusing. Do you intend to have a long timeline to the campaign - where this might get to be a problem?

I supose he could pop down to his local fancy dress shop and buy some fake elf ears, it might take the deities a good few centuries before any of them noticed he was a 'Methusela'...

 

[Kae'Yoss]

You want to pick up girls?
There's a joke here about a dragon with the Snatch feat, but I'm too polite to mention it.

And we don't even mention the one about that new feat in the MM that can be used to hit people and make them fly against the wall..