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Elves or Dwarves?

Elves or Dwarves?

  • Pro-Elf! I speak Quenya and wax all my body hair!

    Votes: 92 30.0%
  • Pro-Dwarf! I drink and fart and fight and work!

    Votes: 215 70.0%


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Nyaricus said:
DWARVES!!
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Frukathka said:

GELATINOUS CUBES!!
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Neither. I hate them both equally.

Half of what Sound of Azure said was half of what I was going to say, so I'll just add that the 'standard' (i.e., D&D) dwarves are just as undwarflike as D&D elves are unelflike. Both of them make me gnash my teeth and wail "oh the humanity". Or something.

edit --- Gelatinous Cubes ftw.
 

Dwarf season!

Elf season!

Dwarf season!

Dwarf season!

Elf season, fire!

Yeah, dwarves win out, I say. They're... dwarfy.

Demiurge out.
 


Aus_snow

Well, yeah...there is that, too. :heh:

I'd rather play a hobbit anyway. I loves me my comfort.... :) Or, y'know, a human. But that would be weird... ;)

Yay! Gelatinous cube!
 




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