Neither. I hate them both equally.
Half of what Sound of Azure said was half of what I was going to say, so I'll just add that the 'standard' (i.e., D&D) dwarves are just as undwarflike as D&D elves are unelflike. Both of them make me gnash my teeth and wail "oh the humanity". Or something.
edit --- Gelatinous Cubes ftw.