Enough is enough: Let's do something about Driizzt do'Urden

I'm all for some good humored racial jokes even when it's at my expense as a white guy. But I can't stand that show. And when I told my wife about how racist it is towards white people (she's Afghan) and it just happened to be on while I was channel surfing, I turned to it and said, "Watch....". Within 30 seconds, as the old guy is thinking back about his time as a fighter pilot in WW2, he says, "....and I got to shoot me some white people!" That actually pissed me off. I don't see how that show is allowed on the air. Not only did it only take me 30 seconds to show my wife how racist that show is, but a character was actually happy to say that he killed white people. Not Nazis....white people.

Its Aaron McGruder's recurring riff on an observation by other black comedians like Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle, namely that there is no more racist person on earth than an old black man.

Most of my oldest relatives have died now, but I guarantee you that I heard no shortage of anti-white sentiments from my male relatives born in the Louisiana of the 1930s. Admittedly, its born out of a lifetime of oppression, but some of the comments go from experience to outright paranoia.

And believe me, some of those who served in WW2 put it exactly like the character in Boondocks.

As to why its on the air despite such sentiments, its context. Ruckus is always condemned by the other blacks on the show. Granddad's flaws are usually pointed out GLARINGLY by characters like Huey, Jazzmine, and Tom. Huey's arch-activism is a classic spoof of Black Panther and other radical groups within our community, although with an eye towards improving society for all. And so forth.

In short, its because all of the characters have their flaws exposed- NOBODY escapes a lampooning. As hard as it is on white folk, it is equally hard if not harder on some deeply held beliefs and highly respected icons of the black community: MLK and the Cos got done over!

Oh yeah- and that incongruous martial arts mastery thing is dope!

Don't forget the gold orc tooth grill. And he also needs a diamond encrusted wagon wheel medallion that actually spins.
NICE!
 
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Ain't no Drow pcs in my campaign.

It's a very simple solution.

Ditto...and for me, specifically because of the Drizzt phenomenon that suddenly emptied the underdark as "good drow" characters rushed to the surface to start a new life...

"Yeah. Yeah. You're tortured and misunderstood. Stuck between worlds. It's not easy being grey. I hear ya." <Swigs ale. Rolls eyes.>
 

2. The mage with a bad attitude. Why does Drizzt get all the flak, but when a guy makes a Raistlin clone, nobody cares? Is it because it's easier to disguise it as being a Raisltin clone?

8. The completely out of place monstrous PC. If played right, this could be pretty interesting. But it's rarely ever played right. This PC is no different than a Human when they enter into a town. NPCs never seem to mind some freak of nature walking into their tavern. The militia never rounds up the abomination and burn him alive. And the adventuring party never seems to mind having this guy with them, "He's a half-fiendish Ogre that wields a gargantuan bastard sword; so what?"

Preach on, brotherman, preach on! These two annoy me far more than Drizzt clones. Emo goobers be gone!
 

I realize that this thread is a joke--kudos on your OP, Keefe, I had a good laugh--but ya know what? I can't remember ever seeing a Drizzt clone.

IME, each player has their own stereotype that they usually play. One plays gnomish archers, another plays Small characters, another plays natury types, yet another plays elves of various stripes, and so on. Maybe I've just been lucky.

PS: What's a catlover?! Is that some kind of anime reference?
 

I believe it is referring to Drizzt's enchanted panther companion...and old school 'Figurine of Wondrous Power" named Guinivere of all things...the older/alternate spelling, but that was the name.

Speaking of, on a smiliar note to DannyAlcatraz, my first character ever, a magic-user who attained some pretty high levels, had a pair of panther figurines, one black and one white. The black carved of obsidian (and named none-too-originally Obsidian) with fire powers and the white one made of pearl (named?...You guessed it.) with water powers.

Imagine my utter dismay upon reading The Crystal Shard and the passage when Drizz't first pulls out his black panther figure and throws it down...or the panther turns into a figurine? I don't remember it was 20-odd years ago. Point is I was ticked.
 

I realize that this thread is a joke--kudos on your OP, Keefe, I had a good laugh--but ya know what? I can't remember ever seeing a Drizzt clone.

IME, each player has their own stereotype that they usually play. One plays gnomish archers, another plays Small characters, another plays natury types, yet another plays elves of various stripes, and so on. Maybe I've just been lucky.

PS: What's a catlover?! Is that some kind of anime reference?

Oh, Driizzt clones are something like an urban legend -which makes it even more painful when a player wants to play one. It's a useful phrase for categorizing certain approaches at character building, just like "lesbian stripper ninja." ;)
 

I believe it is referring to Drizzt's enchanted panther companion...and old school 'Figurine of Wondrous Power" named Guinivere of all things...the older/alternate spelling, but that was the name.
Duh, how could I forget Gwenhwyfar? Which is in fact the Welsh spelling, btw. Thank you, Encyclopedia of Mythology!

Oh, Driizzt clones are something like an urban legend -which makes it even more painful when a player wants to play one. It's a useful phrase for categorizing certain approaches at character building, just like "lesbian stripper ninja." ;)
Oh, I see. Do cloners at least tone down the melodrama? Or do Drizzt clone players have to constantly spotlight their character's angst? I'm not even going to ask about lesbian stripper ninjas. :confused:
 

Yeah, I've just never gotten the whole Drizzt thing either...I guess I'm just not into emo chicks...:p

Now, I'll argue for lesbian stripper ninjas all day long...they're a D&D staple!:D
 

5. The arcane caster that wears a robe (or even a pointy hat). Why do they have to wear a robe? Wouldn't it be easier to cast spells in a shirt and some pants? Hell, my wife's sorceress wears shorts. I was surprised to hear that when she told me. I never thought of a PC wearing shorts before.

This is why I'm going to make a caster who goes completely nude as a take that to this trope, perhaps because of a "no modesty allowed" curse. Armor, however, is allowed by the terms of the curse.

Eh, a stereotypical clothing choice is a less offensive cliche than an emo-evil-misunderstood-not-evil-dogooder.

Actually I do get offended by the idea you can tell a caster by their clothing. There's a reason even Hogwarts went to civvies by the third movie: robes are just damned impractical.
 

lesbian stripper ninja

This is exactly what you should shout out if you're being victimized by criminals, because 1) they will be distracted looking for the LSNs in question (improving your escape odds), and/or 2) every dude in the neighborhood will come running (increasing the odds you'll get helped).
 

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