Epiphany!: New use for spam in gaming

[Rel]

Heriberto Ryan -- Generíc Viagra
Ryan is rather "blah", but Heriberto definitely has swashbluckin' potential!

Dona Calderon -- Health Insurance for Your Life Free
"Oh Zorro, you have saved my life! How can I ever repay you?"

Individually they might be a little pedestrian. But put them together and you've got:

"'ello. My name is Heriberto Calderon. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

And by the way, Wraith Form, last time I saw Lola (last Friday), she was still very cute. But she is also incredibly twisted and more than just a tad evil, which is to say the perfect woman. That said, I'd like to make the official disclamer that despite the fact that I started this thread, if it should lead to flirting or personal contact between yourself and Lola, I'm not responsible for any permanent damage you suffer.

No matter how much you enjoy it.

 

[Wraith Form]

And by the way, Wraith Form, last time I saw Lola (last Friday), she was still very cute. But she is also incredibly twisted and more than just a tad evil, which is to say the perfect woman. That said, I'd like to make the official disclamer that despite the fact that I started this thread, if it should lead to flirting or personal contact between yourself and Lola, I'm not responsible for any permanent damage you suffer.

No matter how much you enjoy it.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

What, exactly, do you mean when you use the expression "evil"? (For that matter, what exactly do you mean by "very cute"?)

I'm only a few hours away in New York, y'know.

Oh, I look nothing like my avatar. (Heh. Really. I promise.) And I'm not blond.
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[der_kluge]

Heriberto Calderon! I love it!

What a great idea.

Here's my contribution -

Adela Sheehan - definitely an arcane caster.
Adolfo Logan - a foreign diplomant
Alana Carey - a female bard
Alfred Clifford - someone's butler
Alfreda Hurley - a noblewoman
Andre Christiansen - a good clerical name
Arlene Mccarthy - another noblewoman
Charmaine Boucher - Definitely a female bard
Childress Susana - arcane caster
Cruz Whitaker - swashbuckling rogue
Darrin Kirkland - a lord or a baron
Eddy Street - good rogue name
Erika Baird - bard?
Expostulation C. Swirliest - obviously a pseudonym
Flossie Day - flamboyent bard
Garrett Fenton - a peasant
Jillian Knight - female paladin or ranger
Kelsey Bonilla - another pseudonym name
Lamar Mata - commoner
Neva Gregg - Neva is unique, but don't care for the last name
Parker Suggs - good roguish name
Quadrangles P. Carboy - definitely a gnome
Riley Sharp - rogue
Scolding L. Ebeneezer - my favorite!
Sombre F. Sprinkles - ??
Sophia Horn - a paladin name
Theodore Hinson - social bard
Vince Eldridge Mariano - a fighter from a foreign land
Zina Lipe - arcane caster

 

[Joshua Randall]

Unfortunately (!?) I deleted most of my spam this morning, but here's a couple:

Lorna Anderson - who offers to greatly improve my stamina - perhaps by granting me the Endurance feat? - she could be a d20 Modern character.

Maaike - who tells me that my computer is storing harmful evidence (of what, I'm not sure) - but he sounds like a sorcerer or shaman or some sort.

 

[Wraith Form]

Sombre F. Sprinkles - ??

Sombre, the "world's first Goth porn star". Real famous in Chicago.

 

[Teflon Billy]

....As a great poet and scholar once said, "Elvis was a hero to most--but he didn't mean sh*t to me."

The line is "but he never meant sh*t to me"

You gotta work harder if you're going to pass this "pop cultural reference dropping 101" course man.

I am a pretty big Lola fan, however....!

The Kinks have some important information for you

 

[Wraith Form]

The line is "but he never meant sh*t to me"

You gotta work harder if you're going to pass this "pop cultural reference dropping 101" course man.



The Kinks have some important information for you

Aww, Billy, man---give a brutha a break.

What, you like her too? That why you're frontin'? That's OK...I still luuuuh ya, TB!

 

[Psion]

So, has Mark added this to his list yet?

 

[Rel]

What, exactly, do you mean when you use the expression "evil"? (For that matter, what exactly do you mean by "very cute"?)

I'm going to have to let Lola answer for her cuteness and evilness for now. I'm headed out of town. But I'm quite sure I'm going to catch an earful for pimping her in this thread.

Wraith, you and TB try not to get into a tussle over our little Lola while I'm gone.

 

[Rel]

So, has Mark added this to his list yet?

Now THAT would be a real honor. I won't hold my breath though.