Epiphany!: New use for spam in gaming


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cicely abbott --a young, redheaded abbess (perhaps she is a follower of FR's Sune Firehair?) who likes to show off. Her abbey consists of eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 and 1/2, cut off with no one to protect them.
 

S. Resp wants to offer me big savings on a karaoke machine or other christmas gift ideas!
I'd say he's a halfling merchant who isn't quite successful. His pleas to the party to buy something sound more than a bit desperate, and his clothes, while obviously expensive, are now threadbare.

I've never been disappointed before that I get so little spam.:p
 

Two more good ones in today:

Kylac Sahurew - Perhaps a wiley trader of the Underdark who'd sell his own mother for the right price. Some call him evil but he says he's just in favor of "competitive pricing".

Noubar Rist - Very "Star Wars" sounding. And apparently he's got some dirt on Paris Hilton. ;)

This whole thread has given me another idea. With the national "Do Not Call" list, telemarketing calls are way down. But if I do get a call, I think the first thing I'm going to do is ask their name. If they say "Dirk Dark" or something like that, I'll say, "Ok, Dirk. You've bought yourself another minute. Keep talking."
 
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I'm raising this thread from the dead, because this one is too good to pass.

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And his buddy:

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It seems there's a new spambot who build fake names from a dictionary of nouns. And that insert random doubling of letters in the headers, to confuse spam filters.
 

Umbran said:
It makes wonderful Paranoia food...

"I'm sorry, friend Citizen, but you are not cleared to know the ingredients of BounceLoaf Lunch Product..."

To quickly hi-jack this thread...

Why has no-one produced a d20 version of Paranoia yet?
 

Oh, man, you guys have definitely got the wrong tiger by the tail. Those names are just too mundane.

Work at a helpdesk. I get three good names across my desk every day.

I'll just use the last names, because those are the best:

Sugimat
Krogh
Tryba
Sloot
Datoo
Naciri
Whisenhunt
Medek
Vyhuis
Akhtar
Eremita
Sarshar

And that's from looking at the first 100 records of our 10,000 record ticket database.
 

I saw this thread some time ago and thought 'If only I'd get spam with *interesting* names', but it seems, I didn't look closely enough:

Velma Aletha - daughter of the tribe chief next hill
Mauro McMullen - her husband-to-be on a quest set before him by Velma's father

Jo Sneed - Wormtongue for D20 modern

Lucia Cullen - a upper society dame with a scandalous reputation

Warren Elmore - a mad sage living in the abandoned kobold tunnels under the Ashwood Hill

Margery Messer - A professional killer from northern Europe

Boyd Gallegos - The bandit king Mauro McMullen is tasked to destroy

Kate Fair - A naive hobbit girl needing help with her threatened business

Ervin Camacho - Gallegos second-in-command and ruthless knife-fighter

Omar Posey - a foreign salesman with a few unsualy tricks up his sleeve


This is a vein of solid gold you struck there!
 

Here's some more:

Louie Chamberlain - Euro-trash "pharmaceutical" salesman

Wiley Phillips - he claims to be able to ship anything the PCs need right to their door... but how does he know where they live?

Weston Enriquez - no relation to Enrique Wilson

Genesis Genge - a d20 Modern female expert who holds several phony degrees in biotechnology

Trudy Ashby - "Deferral cosponsor fifteen flame erskine!" she announces. Does she suffer from aphasia? Or is it a secret code? Only the PCs can find out.
 

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