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I say Bullwinkle has to be the Moose God, and he can only be found with the Squirell God, Rocky. They do battle with the "Evil God of making young men have dirty fantasies about girls with Russian accents" Natasha, and her stupid Blackgaurd Boris. They have to find a guy named Peabody, to use the "wayback" machine and foil a plot by Boris and Natasha, before Bullwinkle and Rocky will cure the disease..

There, a perfectly good adventure, of course, it must be run on a Saturday morning, and you have to have the cartoon network playing in the background!!
 


Have him start to become an Avatar of Cas, the Moose Headed God of Strife from Heroes of Horror. Someone might as well get some use out of him!
 

I'd just like to point out:
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For no particular reason.
 



From this point on in the game, you should just have moose show up at random in the background.

"As you travel through the forest on the way to the castle, you see a moose standing on a low rise through a clearing in the trees. The moose regards you indifferently."

"The chamber is large, and made from worked stone, accetned with dark wood. On the wall over the enormous fireplace is a row of stuffed moose heads. The flickering light from the torches on the flanking walls makes the eyes of the moose heads seem to move and follow you about the room."

"As you pursue the lone surviving goblin, you hear a sudden strange noise. Entering a clearing, you see the goblin laying dead on the forest floor, its chest caved in. The clear imprint of a moose hoof can be seen on its torso."

"The chamber is large, and filled with a variety of treasures. Dominating the center of the room is a 20 foot high statue of a moose, covered in gold foil, with sparkling diamonds for eyes. A brazier at the foot of the moose suggests that someone once made burnt offerings before this enormous statue."

Before you know it, your PC's are infected with full-blown moose paranoia. And that's when you spring Moosthulhu on them. :)
 

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