Everything got serious

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Delemental -- you, sir, are a twisted genius.

 

[davidschwartznz]

I'm not sure how to preface this, it kinda speaks for itself:

http://www.chivalry.com/cantaria/lyrics/moose.html

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

How does a Dire Rat contract and give this disease ... I think a moose should have jumped out of the water and bit him it would have been more realistic

A moose once bit my sister. No, really...

 

[Steverooo]

I'm not surprised. Being eaten by a big bad is all in a day's work for an adventurer. Turning into a moose - now that's scary!

Were-Platypusism is worse...

 

[antman120]

I'm not sure how to preface this, it kinda speaks for itself:

http://www.chivalry.com/cantaria/lyrics/moose.html

Thats hilarious.

I think I found some backround music for my game

 

[Wystan]

How about Ha'track?

GROAN.....

 

[Henry]

They took THAT seriously?

Wow. My players would have laughed for a minute and said, "no, seriously, what's it really called?"

 

[JimAde]

The aforementioned Cas, for your reference:

 

[Henry]

The aforementioned Cas, for your reference:

Where's that icon for rolling on the floor laughing when you need it?

AWESOME!

 

[Kid Socrates]

From this point on in the game, you should just have moose show up at random in the background.

"As you travel through the forest on the way to the castle, you see a moose standing on a low rise through a clearing in the trees. The moose regards you indifferently."

"The chamber is large, and made from worked stone, accetned with dark wood. On the wall over the enormous fireplace is a row of stuffed moose heads. The flickering light from the torches on the flanking walls makes the eyes of the moose heads seem to move and follow you about the room."

"As you pursue the lone surviving goblin, you hear a sudden strange noise. Entering a clearing, you see the goblin laying dead on the forest floor, its chest caved in. The clear imprint of a moose hoof can be seen on its torso."

"The chamber is large, and filled with a variety of treasures. Dominating the center of the room is a 20 foot high statue of a moose, covered in gold foil, with sparkling diamonds for eyes. A brazier at the foot of the moose suggests that someone once made burnt offerings before this enormous statue."

Before you know it, your PC's are infected with full-blown moose paranoia. And that's when you spring Moosthulhu on them.

Consider this yoinked! I can't think of a weirder way to confuse and freak out my players.