Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You swing your bastard sword and watch your enemies flee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Experience for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta clear out the witch's coven
Crucify some bad guys and lynch some lackeys
We gotta move them with interrorgators
We ain't moved by their yells and pleas
See the little gobby with the earrings and get-up
Yeah buddy he ain't got no hair
That little gobby got tons of relatives
That little gobby's gonna be manure
We got dungeons and plenty o' plunderin'
Custom knives to slice 'n dice
We got movement among the horizon
We got 'em comin' across the levees
I shoulda learned to swing a sword
I shoulda learned to knock 'em dead
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the shield and thigh
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that ? Hobgoblin noises ?
Bangin' on the boy-yo's with one hand free
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You swing your bastard sword get your kicks for free
I tell ya, it ain't nuthin
Collective slicin' and dicin'
We gotta protect the instigators
We gotta move against the horde
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You swing your sword and watch your enemies flee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' get your chicks for free
Money for nothin' get chicks for free
-1988, Dire Straits (almost)
You swing your bastard sword and watch your enemies flee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Experience for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta clear out the witch's coven
Crucify some bad guys and lynch some lackeys
We gotta move them with interrorgators
We ain't moved by their yells and pleas
See the little gobby with the earrings and get-up
Yeah buddy he ain't got no hair
That little gobby got tons of relatives
That little gobby's gonna be manure
We got dungeons and plenty o' plunderin'
Custom knives to slice 'n dice
We got movement among the horizon
We got 'em comin' across the levees
I shoulda learned to swing a sword
I shoulda learned to knock 'em dead
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the shield and thigh
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that ? Hobgoblin noises ?
Bangin' on the boy-yo's with one hand free
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You swing your bastard sword get your kicks for free
I tell ya, it ain't nuthin
Collective slicin' and dicin'
We gotta protect the instigators
We gotta move against the horde
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You swing your sword and watch your enemies flee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' get your chicks for free
Money for nothin' get chicks for free
-1988, Dire Straits (almost)