jerichothebard said:well, there are two viable eggs, one of which is a winner. That's 1/2
No, it isn't. Because the full egg cannot move.
After your first choice, there's a 1/3 chance you have the right egg. There's a 2/3 chance that Monty has it.
If Monty paints one egg red, there's still a 2/3 chance that he has the right egg. If he writes "Wrong egg" on one, there's still a 2/3 chance that he has the right egg. If he smashes one, there's still a 2/3 chance that he has the right one. What Monty does with the egg is irrelevant.
This is not quantum mechanics or something, where the probabilities mysteriously reshuffle evenly over all the possibilities. The eggs are physical macro objects. The probabilities are fixed on those objects, and the probabilities only change when the eggs move. If Monty had a 2/3 chance of having the right egg, he will always have that chance until one of the eggs changes ownership, or he reveals the true egg.