I'm drunk, and so I will tell you a story using the first three illustrations I see.
the back of Wild Spellcraft.
And lo, the J-Pop did mightily pain their ears, and steam poured forth, and obscured them from the kuo-toa.
a cat on a Japanese textbook.
Thereafter, they fled, and met a cat who held forth a godlen coin and said, ye who cannot spell are blessed. Hand over your money, and you will be rewareded. All teh group handed over their shoes, mispelling "kin," for "Kutstu," which is shoe. And they were rewarded with kung=fu powers.
Hya!!!!
And zomibis attacked, and wth the power of song, Michael Jackson led them to a 'Thrilling' conclusion of ki blasts and cleaving power attacking whirlwind attacks (rules be darned), and the zombies were crushed.
Huzzah.
Refrain of the soul.
Your sugochi is a little tall, I said. And my vocabulary of Japanese is lacking. Gomenasai, minna san.