D&D 5E Famous last words

[Rabbitbait]

I'm thinking about starting a running gag in my game, where nameless mooks (as they get cut down) say something that adds to their character and is amusing.

Such as:

"Tell my wife I love her..."
"But the treasure, you didn't ask me about the treasure. Urk".
"It's just a flesh wound"
"Bury me facing north"
"At last, I am free"
"Tell Mikas not to eat my cake"
"Now I really wish I had gone fishing today"
"But, but, I'm not wearing clean underwear"

Any other thoughts?

 

[pukunui]

*yoink*

 

[Trickster Spirit]

True Neutral NPC - "If I don't survive, tell my wife... hello..."

 

[Rabbitbait]

"Please don't kill me. I'll do anything. ANYTHING [wink]"

 

[not-so-newguy]

To quote Douglas Adams..."Oh no, not again."

 

[Jefe Bergenstein]

True Neutral NPC - "If I don't survive, tell my wife... hello..."

"All I know is that my gut tells me maybe."

The neutral planet was awesome!

 

[Jefe Bergenstein]

"I was two weeks until retirement!"
"Did I tell you about my new boat, the 'Live-4-Eva'?"
"The doc gave me my test results.. I'm cancer free!"
"Red wire, green wire... they're all just wires if you're colorblind!"

 

[MG.0]

"I'm your father..."

 

[Kobold Stew]

"Pah! They couldn't hit a tarrasque at that dist..."

 

[DMCF]

That was one hell of an arrow to the knee...
Great Ceasar's ghost!
Didn't feel a thing...oh no wait....
Never got to see...Dinseylan...ugh
Mom always said an elf woman would be death of me
*psychic damage - hold your hands wide* I've got a headache this big!
The light! It's....mauve?