Not seeing it in theaters. I'm a pretty tough sell on theaters these days -- new baby and all -- but more than that, the trailer just thudded with me. It was the faithful execution of what I'd been fearing when I heard about Jessica Alba -- it's self-aware-teen-Fantastic-Four, with "Hey, the teens will love this jive-talking approach to these classic superhero icons" dialogue that just grated on me in the worst possible way.
They have superheroes in the right age group and lifestyle category for a movie like this, but the Fantastic Four ain't them. And as I said in an earlier post: regardless of the fact that the Fantastic Four have been around for decades in comic book form, this movie has already been done recently, likely better than the official Fantastic Four movie will do it. It was called The Incredibles.