Hey Grover!
Grover Cleaveland said:
Yes, you are. It's not a "just another monster" issue, it's a matter of internal logic. If the lords of the underworld are only CR 30 or so, how the heck do they avoid being conquered by deities?
Exactly...especially given the rules of D&Dg where a god of higher rank has such an upper hand on those of lower rank.
Grover Cleaveland said:
When Kurtulmak can finish Asmodeus off in a few rounds and teleport away, something is very wrong with the cosmology. Why hasn't Demogorgon been slaughtered by rival gods of the aquatic races? How did Pazuzu manage to curse the entire race of kenku, as described in the recent Dragon ecology? How did the Lords of the Nine banish the orcish and goblin pantheons from the Nine Hells?
In 1st edition, fiendish rulers were all lesser gods, and most of them were of a similar or greater amount of power in 2nd edition. That made a certain amount of sense - even Bane would hesitate before taking on a plane ruled by nine lesser deities. In 3rd edition, all semblance of sense is lost - the rulers of nine infinite domains are vermin, less than that.
Vhaeraun can march into the Gray Waste and give orders to the Oinoloth, as he did in a recent drow-themed novel.
Anthraxus should have dropped that fool like a bag o' dirt...assuming they still don't have a darn Ultroloth on the throne in that novel...?
Grover Cleaveland said:
Evil deities are not the types to make peace treaties if they don't have to, nor are they the normally the types to cower in fear of what the other deities might say - it's inevitable in the cosmology implied by the current rules that someone stronger than the rest is going to take control, and the eons of self-rule the demons, devils, and other fiends has enjoyed is gone forever.
Does the official cosmology even make the slightest sense nowadays though?
Grover Cleaveland said:
And that's fine, if that's what you want - a multiverse where Bane or Hextor rule the Nine Hells and Cyric and Talos or Erythnul and Raxivort are the mightiest of the lords of the Abyss.
Hell no!
Grover Cleaveland said:
But, I mean, if Raxivort and Iuz are both mightier than Graz'zt, why is Graz'zt still alive and not serving them drinks in a French maid's uniform?
Maybe hes waiting for continuity to catch up with him.
Grover Cleaveland said:
The common retort I hear is something along the lines of "the other deities would all turn against anyone that threatened the status quo in the lower planes," but a campaign where evil deities don't threaten the status quo (especially on the chaotic planes) sounds like one where evil deities aren't doing their jobs. And who really loves Graz'zt so much that they'd object to his son or former servant taking his place?
I think it's completely fair to criticize a cosmology that's poorly thought out. James Jacobs' fix of making the stat blocks into avatars is fine - but it's still weird to see the default assumption be the least reasonable one.
I presented a solution a while back.
Here is the Abyssal version:
- Demonic Champion 15-19 HD, rules single holding (ie. Castle), Hero-deity
- Demon Lord 20-29 HD, rules part of an abyssal layer (1d6 holdings), Quasi-deity
- Demon Prince 30-39 HD, rules one or more (1d6) layers, Demi-deity
- Demon Monarch 40-59 HD, rules multiple (10d6) layers, Lesser Deity
- Demon Emperor 60-79 HD, rules the entire Abyss, Intermediate Deity (currently there is no - Abyssal Emperor, however I did venture that Lolth/Lilith could be a sort of Demonic Queen Mother who is content to sit in her web rather than vie with the Monarchs for control of the Abyss)
- Nether Emperor 80-119 HD, rules multiple planes, Greater Deity (ie. Nerull/Infestix rules Gehenna, Hades and Tarterus)
A few things to note, I came up with this prior to 3.5 when the Balor was still 13 Hit Dice, the 3.5 build of the Balor is akin to a weak Demon Lord anyway.
I know my Hero-deity and Quasi-deity are reversed from what 1st Edition told us.
Also the dominions of each ruler encompass those of its subordinates. So Demogorgons 10d6 layers would include those realms of the (1d6) Princes, (10d6) Lords and (100d6) Champions under his banner.
To convert the demons from 1st Edition simply divide their original hit points by 4 and see where they are on the scale. If their position doesn't match their known status, multiply by either x1.5, x2, x3 or x4 to get them to the right Hit Dice bracket.
eg. Demogorgon (200 hp) 200 divided by 4 = 50 HD Demon Monarch/Lesser Power
eg. Orcus (120 hp) divided by 4 = 30 HD x1.5 (because we know Orcus is a Demon Monarch) = 45 HD/Lesser Power.
eg. Yeenoghu (110 hp) divided by 4 = 25 HD x1.5 (because we know Yeenoghu is a Demon Prince) = 37 HD/Demipower.
eg. Lolth (66 hp) divided by 4 = 16.5 HD x4 (because we know Lolth is an Intermediate Goddess) = 66 HD/Intermediate Power.
The Avatars of the various Demon Princes would all be Quasi-deities, so Demogorgons Avatar would be 25 HD, as would Yeenoghus, Orcus Avatar would be 22 HD, as would Lolths. To get the HD value of the Avatar simply divide the deities HD by either 1.5, 2, 3 or 4 until it is with the 20-29 HD parameter.
Anyway, just a thought.