FILK You, EN World!

[Dannyalcatraz]

Get your Bics & Zippos ready, 'cause it's time for:

FREEBARD (Lynyrd Skynyrd Freebird)

When I leave here tomorrow
Remember me you surely will
For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many creatures I've got to kill.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a Bard now,
And this Bard you can not change.
Kord knows, I can't change.

(slide lute solo)

Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly,
'Cause Kord knows I'm to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a Bard now,
And this Bard you'll never change.
And this Bard you can not change.
Kord knows, I can't change.
Kord help me, I can't change.

(rambling, Allegro lute outtro on multiple lutes with interwoven, brief solos)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Filking QotSA (their Feel Good Hit of the Summer:

Best Tome Found in the Dungeon

Scorching Ray, Teleport, Miracle, Magic Missile, Alter Self, and Fireball...
Ohhhhhh
Scorching Ray, Teleport, Miracle, Magic Missile, Alter Self, and Fireball...
Ohhhhhh
Scorching Ray, Teleport, Miracle, Magic Missile, Alter Self, and Fireball...
Ohhhhhh
Scorching Ray, Teleport, Miracle, Magic Missile, Alter Self, and Fireball...

P-p-p-p-p-polymorph!

 

[Lanefan]

Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time before I put this one up...not exactly lighthearted.

(to Ozzy Osbourne's "Mr. Crowley")

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KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT (Nov. 22 2010)

Mr. Gygax
Can you see what they've done
Oh Mr. Gygax
Did their dice come up one

They took all your words and opinions
And ignored what they said
Replaced 'em with tieflings and minions
No wonder the wonder's dead

Mr. Mentor
It's a pity indeed
Mr. Inventor
They don't follow your lead

No wandering harlots and minstrels
Ah that flavour's gone stale
The pack mules and henchmen are dead now
Buried beside the trail

Mr. Gygax
Is there something to save
Mr. Gygax
Do you just turn in your grave

The mysteries hiding the magic
Became completely mundane
Magnificence now becomes tragic
Rationale they still won't explain

Now all the goodwill's been spent
They still don't know what you meant
They'll never know
They'll never know what you meant, no
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Lanefan

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

WHERE THE DROW BOYS GO (Warrant Where The Down Boys Go)

Certain things you do
Really make me mad I must confess
The way the street light silhouettes
Your blades inside their sheaths
Wild child in the streets
I think I see you
but I really don't know
Just at the midnight hour
Headed out to where the Drow boys go

Whoah can we retreat
To where we've been
Ooh I wish you'd take a look
And see the shape I'm in
Where the Drow boys go (go)
Where the Drow boys go (go)
Where the Drow boys go
I wanna go where the Drow boys go

You comb your hair
Put on your cloak
You look real cool
Gimmie the runaround
Make me feel like your fool
You got a lot of nerve
To call me "thief"
Even though it's true
I don't care where we go tonight
Take me along with you

Whoah can we retreat
To where we've been
Ooh I wish you'd take a look
And see the shape I'm in
Where the Drow boys go (go)
Where the Drow boys go (go)
Where the Drow boys go
I wanna go where the Drow boys go

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

DRIDER LOVE (Golden Earring Radar Love)

I’ve been huntin‘ all night my hand’s wet on my steel
There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel
And my baby calls that she needs me here
It’s half past four and I’m hauling rear

When she gets lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable comin‘ in from above
We don’t need to talk at all

We got a thing that’s called drider love
We got a web in the air

Drider Love

I'm whistlin‘ some forgotten song
A dark sidhe coming on strong
Her web has got me hypnotized
And I’m spinning into a new sunrise

When I get lonely and I’m sure I’ve had enough
She sends her cable coming in from above
We don’t need a parchment at all

We got a thing that’s called drider love
We got a web in the air

Drider Love

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

SUPER SNEAK (Rick James' Super Freak)

He's a very sneaky Drow
The kind you don't take home to mother
He will never let your spirits down
Once you get him off the street, ow ow

He likes the blades in his hand
Scimitars his all-time favorite
When he make his move in your room it's the right time
He's very hard to see

That drow is pretty wild now
The drow's a super sneak
The kind of drow you hear about
In the seedy tavern scene
That drow is pretty slinky
The drow's a super sneak

I'd really love to duel him
The next time that we meet
He's all right, he's like night
That drow's outta sight to me, yeah
He's a super freak, super sneak
He's super-sneaky, yow
Super freak, super sneak

He's a very special drow
The kind of rogue you want to know
From his head down to his daggers
Out to his ears, yeah
And he'll wait for you at backstage with some poison
on his scimitars.

Going back Goblintown
Three's not a crowd to him, he says
"Behind the corner I'll be waiting"
When I get there he's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene


The driders sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super sneak
That drow's a super sneak
Ohhhhh
He's a very sneaky Drow
The kind you don't take home to mother
He will never let your spirits down
Once you get him off the street, ow ow

Blow, Danny!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

By
QUEEN OF THE DEMONWEB PITS (Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody)

Drowhemian Rhapsody
This is the dark life.
This is no fantasy.
Caught on a Drow raid
Can't escape my reality
Open my eyes
Look up to night skies and see
I'm just a poor Drow (Poor Drow)
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Captain...I killed a man
Put a blade against his vein
Gentle pressure, let it drain
Captain, night had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Captain, I
Know I cannot make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on- you know nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the sun
Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

[Guitar Solo]

I put my poisoned steel stiletto in a man
Agony, Agony, as he did the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Drizzt Do'Urden) Drizzt Do'Urden (Drizzt Do'Urden) Drizzt Do'Urden, Drizzt Do'Urden wouldn't know
My killing blow-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor Drow nobody loves me
He's just a poor Drow from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Lolth-lover! No, we will not let you go
Let him go
Lolth-lover! We will not let you go
Let him go
Lolth-lover! We will not let you go
Let me go (Will not let you go)
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Eilistraee, Eilistraee) Eilistraee, let me go
The Spider-Queen has a demon put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can bind me and leave me to die
Oh, humans, can't do this to me, humans
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

By RAGE AGAINST THE DEMONWEB (Rage Against the Machine's Bulls on Parade)

Drow on a Raid

Here come the Drow!
Here come the Drow!

The Underdark explodes, scattering like rogues
You will drop the gold like crippled men as you fall on the High Road
With the sure shot, sure to make the bodies drop
Run and don't tary no, don't wander don't stop
Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' the thirst of the demon Lolth
That hard-charging drider host
That rotten sore from the depths of mother earth gets bigger
The triggers cold- Empty ya purse!

They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts

Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
They stalk the darkness from the rubble that used to be a emerald mine
up to the town cemetery now
What we don't know keeps the shadows alive, unhallowed
They don't gotta slay us all to keep us harrowed
deadly shadows kill so quick with a jolt
They gather round your family with their crossbow full of bolts


They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts

Drow on a raid!
Drow on a raid!
Drow on a raid!
Drow on a raid!
Drow on a raid!

 

[Scott DeWar]

Mr. d and d guy/american pie was a sad song.

 

[Thanael]

Roll a D6!