Finding the sweet spot in Orc and Pie

[FireLance]

I have it on good authority that they'll be producing a sequel to the Orc and the Pie for 4th edition, called the Modron and Pi.

The old square room was deemed too 3rd edition, so to really spear head what they're calling the "Curve Initiative," the room containing the Modron and Pi will in fact be perfectly round.

Incidentally, the "sweet spot" for Modron and Pi will be about 3.14%.

 

[The_Gneech]

That's too radical a change. It wouldn't be pie! We grognards will stay with our pie, thank you.

So in other words, sacred cow pie?

-The Gneech

 

[Angel Tarragon]

100%. Killing orcs is what magic missile is for.

I thought that was for attacking the darkness.

 

[blargney the second]

Darkness has light sensitivity, orcs have light sensitivity, therefore orcs are darkness. QED.
-blarg

 

[Jhaelen]

What a pity the other thread about the sweet spot for saving throws was closed. Because, actually I think the sweet spot for saving throws should be the inverse of the sweet spot for an attack roll, i.e. it should fail 70% of the time.

If the sweet spot was identical, almost 50% of all attempts at throwing pie would be wasted, which makes for very drawn-out and boring fights.