Funniest Moments

[Eosin the Red]

She then said "And they're even healthy for you, because I made them with my milk." As everyone began to either gag or spit out their food.

OMG that is hilarious!! Much better than our garlic brownies.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

She then said "And they're even healthy for you, because I made them with my milk."

At least it wasn't you who said that.....

 

[Rokonin]

In a campaign a while back, I had a player who was a cleric of a diety. He was only 2nd or 3rd level, but his character (partly insane) thought he was the son of the diety. So, when he met up with another character for the first time:

Other: Wow, you're crazy!
Him: I'm not crazy, I'M JESUS!

(hence the quote)

 

[Henry]

Word of warning: NEVER tell a bunch of male 15-year-old high-school gamers that your character is a "seaman." I didn't live that down for 8 years...

It's sailor, SAILOR, Darn it!

 

[johnsemlak]

Word of warning: NEVER tell a bunch of male 15-year-old high-school gamers that your character is a "seaman." I didn't live that down for 8 years...

It's sailor, SAILOR, Darn it!

took me a second to 'see' that one...

 

[Henry]

The worst part was, because of those dirty-minded peers, I was never able to sing the song "Lower Lights" by Philip Bliss in church after that - I just had to mumble through that line if it ever came up.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Every group I've played with has kept a list of funny quotes... both in character and out of...

However, our ranger/rouge/fighter/mardyr/sword of justice (he likes to multiclass) "has a thing for balls"... or at least, he claimed to at a relatively late hour... and, has yet to live it down.

 

[Rel]

Word of warning: NEVER tell a bunch of male 15-year-old high-school gamers that your character is a "seaman." I didn't live that down for 8 years...

It's sailor, SAILOR, Darn it!

At least they weren't "Goblin Seamen".

 

[Eccles]

Some time ago, I ran a superhero game which featured the brave heroes (ex-cops) Noir (tech guy, inventor of "Spray on Plate Mail" (Patent Pending)), Totemwolf (30 foot head-on-fire werewolf monstrosity) and Templar (Sword wielding psycho anti-hero).

The best couple of quotes I kept on the website were:

GM: Now that you've torn the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile from its silo, what are you going to do with it?
Totemwolf: I didn't think that far ahead!

Noir: (To Totemwolf & Templar) "Have you ever come up with a plan that doesn't involve either nuclear weapons or your forehead?"

 

[Slate]

I remember in a rather epic (in scope, not level) D&D game, my party was combating an adult green dragon. The battle was outdoors, and most of us were grounded except the mage (with the fly spell) and the ranger (he could fly with his armor that sprouted wings). Nevertheless, the two suceeded in killing it, but not before the ranger lost his leg in the fight and fell unconscious from the trauma (thus falling back to the earth). He survived the plunge thanks to the mage's feather fall.

Here's the funny part: the dragon falls from the sky and landed on the group's Paladin (an NPC), who only had time to draw he sword and point it skyward. The ranger landed near my PC (a rogue) and the ranger's sister (a druid). We ran over to him to see if he was alive. "Are you alright?" we asked him... barely managing to look up at us, he smiles and says, "Yeah, but has anyone seen my leg?" We laughed about that line for weeks

Come to think of it, Rob, who played the ranger, had a funny line almost every game session....I wrote all his quotes on the back of my character sheet....I gotta dig that up and post them.